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I'm sure we've all heard songs that were hard to understand... and I know most of us have sung alternative lyrics in their place.  Let's hear your favorite mistaken lyrics!

Mine is from "Blinded By the Light".

"BLIINDED by the light!  Shot up like a douche, another rubber for the night!"

by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:07 AM
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banana-bear
by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:25 AM
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I used to think Metallica's Sad But True was "sad patrol".
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JBiiirdD
by No Day but Today on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:25 AM
I cheat. I use my Shazam app & it gives me the lyrics. lol
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:25 AM
Gimme the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away!

Quoting manicMOM_DLC:

Um, what is it then?




Quoting Anonymous:

The beach boys...lol!!! That's funny!





Quoting 1boy1girlmama:

My neighbor used to sing 'every rose has it toes'.. I was like ummm....


My husband : "Give me the beach boys and free my soul, let's drift away"

 


Anonymous
by Anonymous on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:27 AM

Lol I used to sing "don't go Jason waterfalls" instead of "don't go chasing waterfalls"

my mom would sing "30 watt bulb" in dead of "dirty white boy"

ms.momo3
by Chrissy on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:27 AM
My brother used to sing "im a pretty mama" instead of "come in pretty mama"
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:30 AM
Most of my mistaken song lyrics were always to Def Leppard songs. I never have figured out most of the lyrics to Pour Some Sugar on Me!
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:31 AM
Me either! I finally just looked it up!

Quoting Anonymous:

Most of my mistaken song lyrics were always to Def Leppard songs. I never have figured out most of the lyrics to Pour Some Sugar on Me!
Mommytorn
by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:34 AM
My little sister was obsessed with that song but she always sang pour some shook up ramen lol my dad still sings it that way to annoy her


Quoting Anonymous:

Me either! I finally just looked it up!



Quoting Anonymous:

Most of my mistaken song lyrics were always to Def Leppard songs. I never have figured out most of the lyrics to Pour Some Sugar on Me!

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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:35 AM
What are the lyrics?? I can't seem to find them anywhere! I don't think Def Leppard knew what they were singing!! Haha!

Quoting Anonymous:

Me either! I finally just looked it up!



Quoting Anonymous:

Most of my mistaken song lyrics were always to Def Leppard songs. I never have figured out most of the lyrics to Pour Some Sugar on Me!
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:40 AM
They probably didn't! I looked up on....Some song lyric website. I can't remember which one. It really doesn't make a whole lot of sense, even when you know the lyrics!!

Quoting Anonymous:

What are the lyrics?? I can't seem to find them anywhere! I don't think Def Leppard knew what they were singing!! Haha!



Quoting Anonymous:

Me either! I finally just looked it up!






Quoting Anonymous:

Most of my mistaken song lyrics were always to Def Leppard songs. I never have figured out most of the lyrics to Pour Some Sugar on Me!
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