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This is how you should look for your DH/SO. (Added pics)

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

Ladies, he is providing for you. The least you can do is keep sexy for him. I have to agree...Men stray because women let themselves go and gain weight, stop wearing makeup, wear slouch clothes, etc. I'm going to show you what I do to keep myself looking good for my hard working husband, and take my advice, unless you want traded in for a nicer model! 

1. Always make sure to wear makeup for him. No man likes coming home and seeing his wife with a plain, tired looking face with no color to it. Here's a pic of me so you can do it yourself!

2. Do not clean in those nasty sweat pants and  t-shirt! How can he appreciate all you do around he house if the first thing he sees when he gets home is your frumpy butt in potato sacks? Always clean in something like this, unless you want him getting "cleaned" elsewhere.

3. Don't use pregnancy, aging, and human imperfection as an excuse for your boobs not to look the best. Men do not like, natural, floppy boobs. If you can't afford to fix them, you can't afford to have kids, is my motto, and Go big or go home! (and find your man in bed with Busty McDouble D's).

4. Don't let your body go! You say your pregnancies caused those stretch marks and/or sagging skin? Please...We all know that's just from you letting yourself go and getting all fat and frumpy! Your stomach should look like this. No excuses! 

5. No thigh gap equals you're fat. Mmkay? Don't give me that excuse "Wah, that's just how my body is made. I just have bigger thighs!" No, whore...You're just fat. Keep that thigh gap, ladies! 


You're welcome.






Posted by Anonymous on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:07 AM
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mamaxkitty
by Gold Member on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:10 AM
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Ew @ the makeup. Lmao! White eye shadow is not cute.

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loveabi
by **tRiNa LyN** on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:10 AM
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Those boobs make my back hurt just thinking about it....
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My3LuVs83
by Silver Member on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:10 AM
LMAO!
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3lilmonsters88
by Carolina Sky on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:10 AM
2 moms liked this
Hmm does your eye shadow glow in the dark and where can I get me some of that?
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:10 AM
1 mom liked this
Mmm cheeseburgers
Love060708kids
by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:11 AM

Heyyy love ;)

Quoting AdellesMom:

Ridiculous post is ridiculous.

I LMAO'D the whole time. This has to be satire.


kmorales7690
by Ruby Member on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:12 AM
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Where did you get all those pics of me?
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:12 AM
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mattiehatter
by Mary on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:12 AM


Quoting Anonymous:


Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on Dec. 12, 2012 at 2:13 AM
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37 weeks pregnant and my hormones are all over the place. This post actually made me cry
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