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What have you learned from CafeMom???

Posted by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 7:50 AM
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* I am a horrible mother...everything I do, or don't do, or think about, is completely unacceptable.

* It is not possible to be "too stupid to reproduce"

* I have low self-esteem because I don't plaster my photo all over the place, desperately hoping that at least one of you finds me attractive enough to comment. 

* People will judge you down to your fucking socks, and then smile sweetly while they tell you that God is the only one who can judge us...? What does that even mean? lol....( I know what this means...I just find it ridiculous)

* I learned that it is no more ok to have an abortion, than to have a fake Christmas tree.

What gem of knowledge have you walked away with???

-If for any reason you feel an urge to correct my grammar, spelling, or punctuation, please suppress this urge. You are not important enough to me to spend time editing before I post.  I will just laugh at you-

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Dec. 12, 2012 at 7:51 AM
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Women suck.
mas2124
by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 7:52 AM

I learned that women worry waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much.

Seriously, we are our own worst enemy.

kidlover2
by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 7:53 AM
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If you have run out of intelligent things to argue about, Attack the grammar, language, or pull the "I don't care about any of this". When all else fails, Call them a bitch.
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TaralynnStewart
by Ruby Member on Dec. 12, 2012 at 7:56 AM
I have learned that everyone is a liar and people lie about everything
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mommy_me
by Emerald Member on Dec. 12, 2012 at 7:56 AM

 You will never be correct. Ever

Women are nuts.

My man is awesome

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Dec. 12, 2012 at 7:56 AM

That women on here are bitches.

Will pass judgment on anything.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Dec. 12, 2012 at 7:58 AM
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I have learned everyone here is an expert and you should dare not question them about it!

msalice_21
by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 12:20 PM
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* this site is the closest ill get to female interaction. Cant stand catty bitches.

* there really are woman who believe they walk on water

* there are really woman who believe that all men cheat but their own. Really lady? You have the ONLY faithful man made?

* people attack others grammar when they have nothing else to attack

* there is no such thing as a healthy debate! Lol!

mommyoftwo103
by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 12:22 PM

I know everything about food stamps!! I didn't know about PA before CM.

nebraskamamaof2
by Chuck on Dec. 12, 2012 at 12:26 PM
*This site makes me feel so much better about my life...

*Bitches are crazy.

*I am awesome.

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