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Just left ER, So embarrassed! *Edit.

Anonymous
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I literally gave myself whiplash.

By giving an incredibly enthusiastic blow job, upside down.

**Edit: This is how I describe upside down head --> Lay with your head hanging down off the foot of the bed (toes pointed toward pillows) and have him stand over your head.**


I'm so embarrassed and dh wants to tell everyone >.<

"That's my baby" he says.

Wtf.

I told him I'll never give him head upside down again and his response "Hey now I know it hurts but let's not say anything we'll regret."

And of course the ER doc was young and good looking.

What a way to start the day!
Posted by Anonymous on Dec. 12, 2012 at 10:22 AM
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Jessica_Esqueda
by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 10:23 AM

LOL. At least your husband's happy. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Dec. 12, 2012 at 10:25 AM
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 I'm sorry but I'm still laughing. Hope you arent in too much pain

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Dec. 12, 2012 at 10:51 AM
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Ha! He damn well better be lol.

He totally owes me now.


Quoting Jessica_Esqueda:

LOL. At least your husband's happy. 


mommyoftwo103
by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 10:52 AM

OMG. I'm going to be laughing the whole day.. well and your dh too! LOL

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Dec. 12, 2012 at 10:52 AM
It hurts like a mofo but I got a scrip and the rest of the week off so hopefully I'll heal up quick lol.
I'm sure this will be much funnier when I'm no longer in pain!

Quoting Anonymous:

 I'm sorry but I'm still laughing. Hope you arent in too much pain



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Nicoleb9
by Emerald Member on Dec. 12, 2012 at 10:52 AM
Your DH owes you!
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mom2hadley
by Jagged Edge on Dec. 12, 2012 at 10:52 AM
Lmao
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Mamasgirl524
by on Dec. 12, 2012 at 10:53 AM
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Damn! I can't barely give head right side up.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Dec. 12, 2012 at 10:53 AM
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Best post ever!!!!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Dec. 12, 2012 at 10:53 AM
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Yep, he thinks it's hilarious.
He keeps singing "Whip it, whip it good" lol.


Quoting mommyoftwo103:

OMG. I'm going to be laughing the whole day.. well and your dh too! LOL


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