S/O...what's the funniest/most random thing your kids have said to you?
DS (now 14) at age 2..."Hello hot dog man" to my (now ex) DH as he was serving him his dinner that was NOT hot dogs.
DD1 (now 12) at age 22 months..."I want to see your bumps" as she was trying to look down my shirt. I have never called my boobs "bumps" so I'm not sure where that came from, but I almost peed my pants laughing.
DD2 (now 11) at age 2..."ear wax is NOT good to eat!!" Apparently she decided to sample some and was very disappointed.
I love hearing funny kid stories...share yours!!