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5 reasons why I hope the world actually DOES end tomorrow

Posted by on Dec. 20, 2012 at 4:59 PM
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*I won't have to pay my mortgage.

*I won't have to clean my kitchen up Tuesday morning after my family trashes it.

*Everyone who knows me will assume I bought them an awesome ass present,  and will never learn the cold hard truth that the ninja is broke this year...so immediate family only. Sorry.

*I will not have to follow through on the weak ass resolutions I make every year...I will lose weight, I will stop smoking, I will stop masturbating to pictures of Andy Dick.

and finally..my biggest reason that I really do hope that the world ends tomorrow..I will never ever ever have to curl up in a ball, terrified because because some random nutsack has decided that the world is going to end!

See you in the morning ladies...I'm going to enjoy my last night on earth watching Family Guy and smoking myself into a coma.


-If for any reason you feel an urge to correct my grammar, spelling, or punctuation, please suppress this urge. You are not important enough to me to spend time editing before I post.  I will just laugh at you-

by on Dec. 20, 2012 at 4:59 PM
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iggwhipped72
by on Dec. 20, 2012 at 5:02 PM
Ahhh, Andy Dick!
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momma-flynn
by on Dec. 20, 2012 at 5:02 PM

lmao @ the Andy Dick part 

littlesippycup
by Baby T-rex Arms on Dec. 20, 2012 at 5:03 PM

LOL!!

Fairegirl33
by Platinum Member on Dec. 20, 2012 at 5:03 PM


Quoting momma-flynn:

lmao @ the Andy Dick part 

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DylansMommyXo
by Daggy on Dec. 20, 2012 at 5:04 PM
Lmao @ Andy Dick!!
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NoahandEliza
by on Dec. 20, 2012 at 5:05 PM
Lmao! Tell me you meant Andy Roddick?
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tifferie
by A$$tastic on Dec. 20, 2012 at 5:06 PM
Andy Dick? Wow.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Dec. 20, 2012 at 5:07 PM

 HUH?  going crazy

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Dec. 20, 2012 at 5:07 PM

Marriage will be over.

SusieQue717
by Gold Member on Dec. 20, 2012 at 5:08 PM

Andy Dick... yummo! 

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