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omfg dirty *warning*

Anonymous
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Mary had a little snatch, a teeny tiny hole.

Johnny couldn’t fit it in, his massive manly pole.

He greased her up, squirmed and shoved, and pinched her little tit,

But nothing seemed to work for him, the damn thing would not fit!

So Mary drank a lot of wine, and smoked a little grass,

And just as she was passing out, he shoved it up her fuck’n ass
Posted by Anonymous on Dec. 20, 2012 at 9:59 PM
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BeAmour
by Ruby Member on Dec. 20, 2012 at 10:00 PM
ooooootay
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Dec. 20, 2012 at 10:01 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Dec. 20, 2012 at 10:01 PM
O_o
Mommy2b2324
by on Dec. 20, 2012 at 10:02 PM
I laughed
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bowribbonmama
by on Dec. 20, 2012 at 10:02 PM
O.o
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mstkn.identity
by on Dec. 20, 2012 at 10:02 PM
Lmao wow
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2ltlmonkeyz
by on Dec. 20, 2012 at 10:03 PM

wow, what a lovely poem.

babie113
by Ruby Member on Dec. 20, 2012 at 10:03 PM
K
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tifferie
by A$$tastic on Dec. 20, 2012 at 10:03 PM
My husband giggled.
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Jade89
by Silver Member on Dec. 20, 2012 at 10:03 PM
Lol



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