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Help me lie to my kid *update*

Posted by on Dec. 23, 2012 at 8:53 AM
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I need to convince her that all the My Little Ponies died and the show is gone. This is of the utmost importance.



What is a good way to off those damn ponies? Plane accident? Hoof rot and they all had to be put down?


Update:

I went over and examined the computer closely (she's watching on Netflix) and told her they all looked and sounded sick. I told her they needed to be hospitalized and wouldn't be on tv for a while.

She didnt believe me.

*throws tantrum*
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illinoismommy83
by on Dec. 23, 2012 at 8:54 AM
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Just block whatever channel its on. Parental controls aren't just meant to block porn. :)

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Dec. 23, 2012 at 8:54 AM
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they were all sent away to be made into glue

mamakat070812
by Gold Member on Dec. 23, 2012 at 8:54 AM
Lol why dont you just tell her they grew up and they had to get jobs so they cant be on tv anymore
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epoh
by The Enzyme Helicase on Dec. 23, 2012 at 8:55 AM
Ugh. It's on Netflix. Apparently there is no way to block it.

Quoting illinoismommy83:

Just block whatever channel its on. Parental controls aren't just meant to block porn. :)

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thefiregoddess
by MotherDucker on Dec. 23, 2012 at 8:55 AM
Dog food
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epoh
by The Enzyme Helicase on Dec. 23, 2012 at 8:55 AM
Or jello?

Quoting Anonymous:

they were all sent away to be made into glue

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mama_2_jasper
by on Dec. 23, 2012 at 8:55 AM
They went on vacation?
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epoh
by The Enzyme Helicase on Dec. 23, 2012 at 8:56 AM
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She'd never fall for that. I need something drastic and horrific.

Quoting mamakat070812:

Lol why dont you just tell her they grew up and they had to get jobs so they cant be on tv anymore
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HousewifeNina
by Platinum Member on Dec. 23, 2012 at 8:56 AM
They are making a new show and it should be on in about a month...or more.
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TheMrs407
by Emerald Member on Dec. 23, 2012 at 8:58 AM
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Maybe a note from someone in the "mail" letting all the fans know about the extinction of them.  I can see why you would want to off them.  I turned it on for DD once thinking it would be some cute show.  I was met with bratty, bitchy flying horses who all needed a huge attitude adjustment.

EDIT- Oh, they all died of the flu because they didn't wash their hands...kill to birds with one stone.  Bye-bye bratty horses and yea to hand washing!

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