Help me lie to my kid *update*

[epoh]

I need to convince her that all the My Little Ponies died and the show is gone. This is of the utmost importance.



What is a good way to off those damn ponies? Plane accident? Hoof rot and they all had to be put down?


Update:

I went over and examined the computer closely (she's watching on Netflix) and told her they all looked and sounded sick. I told her they needed to be hospitalized and wouldn't be on tv for a while.

She didnt believe me.

*throws tantrum*

[illinoismommy83]

Just block whatever channel its on. Parental controls aren't just meant to block porn. :)

[Anonymous]

they were all sent away to be made into glue

[mamakat070812]

Lol why dont you just tell her they grew up and they had to get jobs so they cant be on tv anymore

[epoh]

Ugh. It's on Netflix. Apparently there is no way to block it.

Quoting illinoismommy83:

Just block whatever channel its on. Parental controls aren't just meant to block porn. :)

[thefiregoddess]

Dog food

[epoh]

Or jello?

Quoting Anonymous:

they were all sent away to be made into glue

[mama_2_jasper]

They went on vacation?

[epoh]

She'd never fall for that. I need something drastic and horrific.

Quoting mamakat070812:

Lol why dont you just tell her they grew up and they had to get jobs so they cant be on tv anymore

[HousewifeNina]

They are making a new show and it should be on in about a month...or more.

[TheMrs407]

Maybe a note from someone in the "mail" letting all the fans know about the extinction of them.  I can see why you would want to off them.  I turned it on for DD once thinking it would be some cute show.  I was met with bratty, bitchy flying horses who all needed a huge attitude adjustment.

EDIT- Oh, they all died of the flu because they didn't wash their hands...kill to birds with one stone.  Bye-bye bratty horses and yea to hand washing!