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Adventures in Apt. Neighbors...

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The young couple across the hall had an argument that I just couldn't wrap my head around for the life of me.. do YOU know anyone like this????

*and, disclaimer: I was not eavesdropping... it was impossible NOT to hear due to their voices being at Volume 10...

Her: I want to have a couple friends over for NYE.

Him: Well, they're not f**king using my bathroom!

Her: Stfu, you know I clean it after every use.

Him: No! Its f**king disgusting, I can't take it. They're gonna have to f**kin go outside!

(This is Buffalo, its 15 degrees right now...)

Her: Are you f**king kidding me?! I'm not going to ask my guests to go outdoors in the snow to PEE! What the hell is the matter with your head?!

Him: WELL THEN I GUESS YOURE NOT HAVING ANYONE OVER NOW ARE YOU?

And he proceeds in to an epic tirade about germs and this is groas and that is gross...

Could you live with someone like that? I have never known someone personally who was THAT germophobic... I couldn't handle it.

I just found the whole exchange rather amusing but I feel sorry for the wife.... damn. I'm bored :P
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by on Dec. 28, 2012 at 8:04 PM
Replies (11-19):
EachNewBreath
by on Dec. 28, 2012 at 11:10 PM

LOL he is crazy

Nolanzo
by Silver Member on Dec. 28, 2012 at 11:12 PM
Sounds like you are better off without that particular clown in your life :)

I have a pile of ex's under my wing... one of which was due to exactly this issue... I immigrated him from the UK so there was no living together... found out the hard way that, evidently, making a peep in the house prior to 2 pm on weekends is a sin punishable by near death.

Yeah. Losers!


Quoting HollyBoBolly:

Completely agree with living with them first.  I didn't because he felt that you take something away from the marriage when you do that.  So controlling. 


Quoting Nolanzo:

Lol and the whole time I'm thinkin 'Damn girl if I were you id be headed straight for divorce court'

Which is why its a good idea to live with someone before tying the knot!



Quoting Lalalie:


Haha, that's kind of funny... but no, I would not be able to live with him. He's crazy, and rude. I don't really appreciate either of those things.





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Nolanzo
by Silver Member on Dec. 28, 2012 at 11:17 PM
This is why were trying to close on a house before my LO comes in may... I will have zero tolerance for fighting with a sleeping newborn in the house... on the contrary, I get to torture them with her crying if and when she decides to let the lungs out of the cage! >:)


Quoting momof2girls89:

My bf lives in an apartment and the downstairs neighbors ALWAYS fight... very loudly. I feel so sorry for the baby they have :(

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Homeschoolmom99
by Silver Member on Dec. 28, 2012 at 11:19 PM

OMG do you live next door to Monk?

HollyBoBolly
by on Dec. 28, 2012 at 11:58 PM

I feel that I am. Don't get me wrong, he had some really good qualities.  The bad just outweighed all of them.  He and I still talk, but after I left him, the level of freedom I felt was amazing. 

You've seen the movie Sleeping with the Enemy with the towels. That's him without the physical abuse.  Once I watched it with him and I told him that the husbands crazy OCD was just like him, he said," I don't blame him for beating her, he already told her what his expectations were." He was kidding..........I think.


Yeah, down with losers!

Quoting Nolanzo:

Sounds like you are better off without that particular clown in your life :)

I have a pile of ex's under my wing... one of which was due to exactly this issue... I immigrated him from the UK so there was no living together... found out the hard way that, evidently, making a peep in the house prior to 2 pm on weekends is a sin punishable by near death.

Yeah. Losers!


Quoting HollyBoBolly:

Completely agree with living with them first.  I didn't because he felt that you take something away from the marriage when you do that.  So controlling. 


Quoting Nolanzo:

Lol and the whole time I'm thinkin 'Damn girl if I were you id be headed straight for divorce court'

Which is why its a good idea to live with someone before tying the knot!



Quoting Lalalie:


Haha, that's kind of funny... but no, I would not be able to live with him. He's crazy, and rude. I don't really appreciate either of those things.



 



Lalalie
by Gold Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 12:07 AM

I definitely agree with you there.

I don't understand people who can wait until after marriage to live together. I'd probably get married, jump through all the necessary hopes... and then head straight for divorce. You just can't jump in to things like that without actually knowing.

Quoting Nolanzo:

Lol and the whole time I'm thinkin 'Damn girl if I were you id be headed straight for divorce court'

Which is why its a good idea to live with someone before tying the knot!


Quoting Lalalie:

Haha, that's kind of funny... but no, I would not be able to live with him. He's crazy, and rude. I don't really appreciate either of those things.



lovehimforever
by Gold Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 12:09 AM
Our neighbors were arguing about the fact that she would not give him a blow job.
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Nolanzo
by Silver Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 1:28 AM
Bahaha!

Just what I want the rest of the world knowing: That I'm NOT getting laid lmao : P


Quoting lovehimforever:

Our neighbors were arguing about the fact that she would not give him a blow job.

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opal10161973
by on Dec. 29, 2012 at 1:53 AM

I don't feel so bad now.  LOL 

Quoting Nolanzo:

I don't use a towel twice either. I shudder to think what comes off my body ON to the towel when drying my ladybits....yeah I scrub the Southerlies, but that doesn't mean ALL the germs are dead.... just no. :)


Quoting opal10161973:

I know this sounds gross, but I have a sponge that I use just for my bum.  I love poofs, but I won't use them on my bum and then my body.  I just....I can't.   *shiver*  We also go through towels really fast because I won't let anyone use them twice.  IDC if their body IS clean, nope, not going to do it. 

Quoting Nolanzo:

Oh yessssss... the neverending ass-to-face cycle with the soap lol.... and DH can't understand why I'm so, ahem, anal about using a new washcloth each shower... hello? Cuz I just washed my buttcrack with it? Lol.



He uses one of these poofs in the shower... I'm like duuuude, I saw a 20/20 episode about butt germs on those and u wash your face with that?! He was not pleased and I noticed he started taking a separate washcloth in the shower too lol...





Quoting Anonymous:

I have a neighbor that hides the soap when people stay over because he can't deal with them using it. Have you ever seen the friend's episode about the last place people wash (tushie) and the first place the next person that uses the soap washes (face)? LOL!





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