So, I smacked DH on the chest today, and our conversation went a little like this:
DH: Ow, you're going to stop my heart.
Me: YAY! (smacks again) Life insurance, yay!
DH: Oh, I changed my beneficiary. I'm giving it all to charity.
Me: Hahaha, you're the least charitable person I've ever met.
DH: Oh...her name is Charity.
If you happen to see him on the side of the road, please wave. I'm sure he's lonely out in the snow. Ass. lol.
Not sure if sarcasm, or...lol.
We have a lot of fun together. We love making each other laugh and we both have a messed up sense of humor, but we get each other :).
Quoting Anonymous:Lmfao.. Too cute.. You two sound like so much fun
Oh no. No sarcasm. I was being serious lol. My DF and I are the same way and I think it's cool when you're able to say things like that without it blowing up into a huge fight.. :)
Quoting audreesmama:Not sure if sarcasm, or...lol.
We have a lot of fun together. We love making each other laugh and we both have a messed up sense of humor, but we get each other :).
Quoting Anonymous:Lmfao.. Too cute.. You two sound like so much fun
I know...I have friends that would freak if their husbands said something like that. The way I see it is, if he's desperate enough to cheat, he will get caught. My exdh cheated and that's his cross to bear. I'm better off without him! Dh knows he's a lucky SOB and I guess I am too :-).
Quoting Anonymous:Oh no. No sarcasm. I was being serious lol. My DF and I are the same way and I think it's cool when you're able to say things like that without it blowing up into a huge fight.. :)
soak his coat in some toilet water and throw it out there for him!
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- audreesmama
on Dec. 28, 2012 at 9:40 PM