See what CafeMoms are saying about saving time this holiday season..
So, I smacked DH on the chest today, and our conversation went a little like this:
DH: Ow, you're going to stop my heart.
Me: YAY! (smacks again) Life insurance, yay!
DH: Oh, I changed my beneficiary. I'm giving it all to charity.
Me: Hahaha, you're the least charitable person I've ever met.
DH: Oh...her name is Charity.
If you happen to see him on the side of the road, please wave. I'm sure he's lonely out in the snow. Ass. lol.