DH and my sister and two of my sister's friends were playing liquor pong and DH, who has never been drunk before, is in fact, quite drink at the moment. He's hilarious. He took our weenie dog out to potty and stood out side of the fence while the dog was inside the fence. I had to go outside because he is singing at the top of his lungs "I LIKE BEER THAT DRINKS GIRLS!!" I get out there and he's holding the dog. "I has to break him out of doggie jail. He doesn't like the bars." "Why was he in doggie jail?" "For killing another doggie. But he was an ebil suppah villain doggie, so he needed to die. But I broke Tank out"