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It's like I live in a frat house.

Posted by on Dec. 29, 2012 at 1:38 AM
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Walking down my hallway, I notice a random ass puddle of water. Or so I assume. By notice, I mean step in.
We've had some trouble with leaks so I freak out and call the hubs over for a consult.
We determine it to be a sourceless puddle, and think maybe darling oldest child has spilled a beverage. I bend down and smell it.

Oldest darling child chooses this moment to yell "I peed there bro!"

O.o

Upon further explanation, she tells me daddy was in the bathroom and she had an accident. No biggie. She helped clean it up, and she never ever has accidents so I'm not concerned.

But damn if I didn't laugh my ass off about it when she went to bed.

Then hubbys uncle shows up, drunk, asking for a ride to Petsmart. Leaves a 30 pack on my porch and takes my garden gnome.

O.o


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TattoodMommy19
by Platinum Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 1:40 AM
Bump
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HIJKLM
by Ruby Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 1:41 AM
Uh, fun
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2manydiapers
by on Dec. 29, 2012 at 1:41 AM
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Lol fair trade gnome for booze
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TattoodMommy19
by Platinum Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 1:42 AM
I found my evening to be hilarious.


Quoting HIJKLM:

Uh, fun

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TattoodMommy19
by Platinum Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 1:43 AM
Straight up! At least he had the foresight to purchase beer I like.
;)


Quoting 2manydiapers:

Lol fair trade gnome for booze

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2manydiapers
by on Dec. 29, 2012 at 1:44 AM
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In some cultures that gnome is now his wife

Quoting TattoodMommy19:

Straight up! At least he had the foresight to purchase beer I like.

;)




Quoting 2manydiapers:

Lol fair trade gnome for booze

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TattoodMommy19
by Platinum Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 1:45 AM
Oh dear!
It is a boy gnome. His name is Kankle.
Lol


Quoting 2manydiapers:

In some cultures that gnome is now his wife



Quoting TattoodMommy19:

Straight up! At least he had the foresight to purchase beer I like.


;)






Quoting 2manydiapers:

Lol fair trade gnome for booze


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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Dec. 29, 2012 at 1:45 AM
I don't get it but theb again im a kittle tipsy
2manydiapers
by on Dec. 29, 2012 at 1:47 AM
Do you live in a state that allows gnome marriage? Many states are hateful towards gnome human love

Quoting TattoodMommy19:

Oh dear!

It is a boy gnome. His name is Kankle.

Lol




Quoting 2manydiapers:

In some cultures that gnome is now his wife





Quoting TattoodMommy19:

Straight up! At least he had the foresight to purchase beer I like.



;)








Quoting 2manydiapers:

Lol fair trade gnome for booze


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TattoodMommy19
by Platinum Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 1:47 AM
Lol!
Are you gonna steal some of my garden decorations as well?
The gnomes are watching you......


Quoting Anonymous:

I don't get it but theb again im a kittle tipsy

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