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Next time when you get an anoying call just answer and say

Posted by on Dec. 29, 2012 at 3:25 PM
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"Dicks Sperm bank, you wack it we pack it.. how can I help... "

by on Dec. 29, 2012 at 3:25 PM
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mysticalmalissa
by Platinum Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 3:26 PM

LMAO!!! My son voicemail says something similar!

ikesmommy200
by on Dec. 29, 2012 at 3:26 PM
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County morgue. You stab em we slab em
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HistoryNutty
by Ruby Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 3:27 PM
Be sure to say it in a sex operator voice.

In my high school, the office lady who would say things over the intercom was a sex operator, so she would say every in a sexy voice. Even the teachers cracked up when someone was called to the principal's office.
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ms.momo3
by Chrissy on Dec. 29, 2012 at 3:30 PM
I answer in a kid voice and say my mommy isnt here but im alone and scared. They hang up pretty quick.
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by Platinum Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 3:31 PM
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Joe's Pool Hall, this is Cue-Ball speaking. How can I help ya?

IWantOneMorePlz
by Gold Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 3:41 PM
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"Blondie's Whore House...A Dollar for a Hollar!"

LovelyMommy24
by Ruby Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 3:42 PM


Quoting ms.momo3:

I answer in a kid voice and say my mommy isnt here but im alone and scared. They hang up pretty quick.

LMFAO! 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Dec. 29, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Westwood abortion clinic...you rape em, we scrape em.
armywife-aly
by on Dec. 29, 2012 at 3:44 PM


this video made me giggle. 

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ladyswift85
by on Dec. 29, 2012 at 3:44 PM
lmfao. I'm gonna try these.
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