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Worst. Sex. Ever.

Anonymous
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So I was seeing a guy for a while, and I stayed the night with him for the first time after dating for a month or so... Well I had no real intentions on sleeping with him.. I stayed because we were watching movies and it got really late and I didn't want to drive home. Well I am trying to sleep, and he wakes me up wanting to make out, so I go along with it.. Whatever. And then he goes down on me. Let me tell you, it was the worst ever. Poor boy needs help. Haha. I did try to fake an orgasm the best I could though.. Then he puts a condom on, and starts having sex with me. Well... Literally 15 SECONDS later, he pulls out, gets up and goes in the bathroom to clean up. I just laid there like WTF just happened. Hahaha. Wow. Needless to say I couldn't look at him at all after that. And we quit talking the next day.

What's the worst sex you have had?
Posted by Anonymous on Dec. 29, 2012 at 8:59 PM
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MochaBerry24
by Silver Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:01 PM

omg that sucks so bad hahaha! 

Megshere
by on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:01 PM
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lol


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jbirdsladie27
by on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:02 PM

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:02 PM
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I had attempted sex with someone with a micropenis.  I couldn't feel it at all so I don't count it as actual sex.

WhitleyLyles
by on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:02 PM
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I guess my first time
I have only had sex with my husband
the first was awkward because I felt awkward.
I dont have a comparison partner lol but I am always satisfied
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Kace323
by Bronze Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:02 PM
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I hooked up with a guy who started insulting his own penis during.. it was sooo weird.  He's like, "yeah you take all 6 inches!" "You like my little dick!?"

NEVER TALKED TO HIM EVER AGAIN. lol

lovelyladybump
by Tasha on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:03 PM
Wow. That would be awkward lmao

Quoting Kace323:

I hooked up with a guy who started insulting his own penis during.. it was sooo weird.  He's like, "yeah you take all 6 inches!" "You like my little dick!?"


NEVER TALKED TO HIM EVER AGAIN. lol

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Mithsue
by Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:03 PM
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Lmao at micropenis!


Quoting Anonymous:

I had attempted sex with someone with a micropenis.  I couldn't feel it at all so I don't count it as actual sex.


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Brandyns87
by Platinum Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:03 PM
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The worst sex I've ever had was just like that. Like 3 pumps and he tenses up and starts moaning. I was just looking at him like "really? He tried to say he came fast because he was so excited. Get the fuck out of here.  

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:04 PM
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hey, that's a medical term!  it was smaller than my pinky finger when fully erect.  I wanted to cry.

Quoting Mithsue:

Lmao at micropenis!


Quoting Anonymous:

I had attempted sex with someone with a micropenis.  I couldn't feel it at all so I don't count it as actual sex.



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