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Worst. Sex. Ever.

Anonymous
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So I was seeing a guy for a while, and I stayed the night with him for the first time after dating for a month or so... Well I had no real intentions on sleeping with him.. I stayed because we were watching movies and it got really late and I didn't want to drive home. Well I am trying to sleep, and he wakes me up wanting to make out, so I go along with it.. Whatever. And then he goes down on me. Let me tell you, it was the worst ever. Poor boy needs help. Haha. I did try to fake an orgasm the best I could though.. Then he puts a condom on, and starts having sex with me. Well... Literally 15 SECONDS later, he pulls out, gets up and goes in the bathroom to clean up. I just laid there like WTF just happened. Hahaha. Wow. Needless to say I couldn't look at him at all after that. And we quit talking the next day.

What's the worst sex you have had?
Posted by Anonymous on Dec. 29, 2012 at 8:59 PM
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MochaBerry24
by Silver Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:01 PM

omg that sucks so bad hahaha! 

Megshere
by on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:01 PM
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lol


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jbirdsladie27
by on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:02 PM

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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:02 PM
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I had attempted sex with someone with a micropenis.  I couldn't feel it at all so I don't count it as actual sex.

WhitleyLyles
by on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:02 PM
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I guess my first time
I have only had sex with my husband
the first was awkward because I felt awkward.
I dont have a comparison partner lol but I am always satisfied
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Kace323
by Bronze Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:02 PM
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I hooked up with a guy who started insulting his own penis during.. it was sooo weird.  He's like, "yeah you take all 6 inches!" "You like my little dick!?"

NEVER TALKED TO HIM EVER AGAIN. lol

lovelyladybump
by Tasha on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:03 PM
Wow. That would be awkward lmao

Quoting Kace323:

I hooked up with a guy who started insulting his own penis during.. it was sooo weird.  He's like, "yeah you take all 6 inches!" "You like my little dick!?"


NEVER TALKED TO HIM EVER AGAIN. lol

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Mithsue
by Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:03 PM
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Lmao at micropenis!


Quoting Anonymous:

I had attempted sex with someone with a micropenis.  I couldn't feel it at all so I don't count it as actual sex.


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Brandyns87
by Gold Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:03 PM
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The worst sex I've ever had was just like that. Like 3 pumps and he tenses up and starts moaning. I was just looking at him like "really? He tried to say he came fast because he was so excited. Get the fuck out of here.  

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Dec. 29, 2012 at 9:04 PM
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hey, that's a medical term!  it was smaller than my pinky finger when fully erect.  I wanted to cry.

Quoting Mithsue:

Lmao at micropenis!


Quoting Anonymous:

I had attempted sex with someone with a micropenis.  I couldn't feel it at all so I don't count it as actual sex.



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