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Worst. Sex. Ever.

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So I was seeing a guy for a while, and I stayed the night with him for the first time after dating for a month or so... Well I had no real intentions on sleeping with him.. I stayed because we were watching movies and it got really late and I didn't want to drive home. Well I am trying to sleep, and he wakes me up wanting to make out, so I go along with it.. Whatever. And then he goes down on me. Let me tell you, it was the worst ever. Poor boy needs help. Haha. I did try to fake an orgasm the best I could though.. Then he puts a condom on, and starts having sex with me. Well... Literally 15 SECONDS later, he pulls out, gets up and goes in the bathroom to clean up. I just laid there like WTF just happened. Hahaha. Wow. Needless to say I couldn't look at him at all after that. And we quit talking the next day.

What's the worst sex you have had?
Posted by Anonymous on Dec. 29, 2012 at 8:59 PM
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ebbierowe
by Gold Member on Dec. 30, 2012 at 12:32 AM
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After reading these I have to say I have been pretty lucky when it comes to sex ...lol
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graciepaige
by Gold Member on Dec. 30, 2012 at 12:37 AM
I was with a guy with jacked up teeth. As he was down on me, one of his teeth STABBED me on the vagina and made me BLEED!!!
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BabiiYarellie
by Silver Member on Dec. 30, 2012 at 12:38 AM
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LMAO at some of these stories!!! AHAHAHAHA.... As for me... welll I dont know of a really bad time.. Ive only been with one man so I cant really compare...hmmm??? I was going to say my first time.. but no. Just thinking of my first time gets me wet! I remember his face and the way he bit his lips when he went in and felt how tight my pussy was around his dick. Yuuuum! I love thinking about it.


Oh wait I remember a bad time! We were both drunk and having sex he was going in real hard and right when he was going to shove it in he went in through the wrong hole.. ="( it was my first time going anal (cant really count it since I didn't expect it >=| .) I jumped out of bed and cried and moaned for like 30 minutes...
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ATG499
by Platinum Member on Dec. 30, 2012 at 12:39 AM
I used to be quite promiscuous, so I think I have a few stories.

This one guy literally humped my mattress for like 30 minutes. He finally decides to fuck me, and I swear it was pump, pump, aand he came. Haven't talked to him since.

Then there's the guy that, after months of flirting and talking, we tried to have sex. I kid you not, even the magnum condoms were way too tiny for him. This guy is HUGE. I was 6mosppregnant at the time, and after three different attempts, I made him stop because it hurt so bad and I was worried he'd give my unborn child brain damage. Lol! TMI: my boyfriend and I experimented with fisting a couple weeks ago. It felt like I was trying to fuck that guy again.

I'm sure I'll think of more, but those two are the most memorable for me.

The man I'm with now is the absolute best I've ever been with. He's average length, but thicker than normal. He knows how to work his dick, his fingers, and his tongue. I love him!!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Dec. 30, 2012 at 12:41 AM

 Anon here, because I don't want anyone to know this about me!

I used to have a guy friend that was very gay.  He and I would hang out, and drink screwdrivers, and listen to loud music at his place.

One night, he made a move on me, and I didn't say no.  I was pretty wasted.  We both were  So, we had sex-very awkward sex.  He put gay porn on the tv to get aroused.....then when we woke up, it was WEIRD!

We had been friends for six years at this point, and oh my goodness, I haven't talked to him since then.  That ruined everything.

It was just awful, I tell you.  Just awful!  He was really really bad.

MsRkg
by Gold Member on Dec. 30, 2012 at 12:41 AM
Yea I had that experience once too. I know your pain. Never again lol


Quoting Anonymous:

hey, that's a medical term!  it was smaller than my pinky finger when fully erect.  I wanted to cry.


Quoting Mithsue:

Lmao at micropenis!



Quoting Anonymous:


I had attempted sex with someone with a micropenis.  I couldn't feel it at all so I don't count it as actual sex.





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ATG499
by Platinum Member on Dec. 30, 2012 at 12:42 AM
Your anal experience is how mine was, but mine was intentional. :/

Quoting BabiiYarellie:

LMAO at some of these stories!!! AHAHAHAHA.... As for me... welll I dont know of a really bad time.. Ive only been with one man so I cant really compare...hmmm??? I was going to say my first time.. but no. Just thinking of my first time gets me wet! I remember his face and the way he bit his lips when he went in and felt how tight my pussy was around his dick. Yuuuum! I love thinking about it.





Oh wait I remember a bad time! We were both drunk and having sex he was going in real hard and right when he was going to shove it in he went in through the wrong hole.. ="( it was my first time going anal (cant really count it since I didn't expect it >=| .) I jumped out of bed and cried and moaned for like 30 minutes...
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brandyblx
by Silver Member on Dec. 30, 2012 at 12:45 AM
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 Ot,but.....(not really a sex story-still funny)

 I have a bad back and there are a couple of PT exercises that I can do to help relieve some of the pain.With one of them I need help...I have to lay on something flat that is about waist high to my hubby. Only thing in my house that fits that description is our kitchen table. He leans against my left leg with my right leg over his shoulder and he pushes against my right leg (bending/pushing it up close to my face).

 So,hubby is helping me with this exercise and we had forgotten to close the curtains/lower blinds.As we were finishing the first set of 5 a car drives by my house...slows down.Turns around and comes back repeats this same thing 3x.Hubby and I noticed what he was doing after the second time...and about fell out laughing.It has been proved that my neighbors are perverts!Peeking on us because they thought we were getting it on on the kitchen table.LOL



Anonymous
by Anonymous on Dec. 30, 2012 at 12:45 AM

 HA!  I have a funny one!  One night, I snuck this man into my room.  And we had sex.  He was LOUD!  He was screaming the whole time (oh baby, yeah, do me) and I was seventeen.  So, had my parents woken up, I would have been in trouble!  Not to mention him!  Well, I'm telling him to shut up, hush, etc.....When it was over, I snuck him out and never talked to him again.

Months later, I was dating someone, and I was with him at a barbeque.  He was introducing me to people.  His cousin comes over, and he was like, this is ______.  This is my girlfriend.  Then he pauses, and goes....do you two know each other?

LMAO yeah.  We have met.  It was the loud dude from that one night stand.  How embarassing.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Dec. 30, 2012 at 12:45 AM

honestly the other night DH and i had sex and he came in like 2 minutes but kept going which he usually isnt up for and then came again and i didnt cum once(very unusual lol) total time was like 5 minutes and he was done...i just laid there like WTF was that

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