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I keep a loaded gun on my mantel...

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LCWAmommy

on Dec. 29, 2012 at 11:07 PM

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To protect myself From armed midgets!!

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LCWAmommy

on Dec. 29, 2012 at 11:07 PM

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NowImAMom...

Bronze Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 11:08 PM

Haha too funny!

by Anonymous on Dec. 29, 2012 at 11:12 PM

The proper term is little people. Midgets is hate speech.

LCWAmommy

Gold Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 11:13 PM

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I love my midgets!

Quoting Anonymous:

The proper term is little people. Midgets is hate speech.

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by Anonymous on Dec. 29, 2012 at 11:14 PM

Stop being such a racist, it's hateful.

Quoting LCWAmommy:

I love my midgets!

Quoting Anonymous:

The proper term is little people. Midgets is hate speech.

msmoody

Bronze Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 11:15 PM

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That is one badass weapon.
So, do you find darts all over your house, too? I just dug 3 out of the Christmas tree.

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BluePandaDreams

Platinum Member on Dec. 29, 2012 at 11:15 PM

LOL. To cute.

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by Anonymous on Dec. 29, 2012 at 11:15 PM

Call CPS!

by Anonymous on Dec. 29, 2012 at 11:16 PM

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Did a midget kick your ass or something?

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Stop being such a racist, it's hateful.

Quoting LCWAmommy:

I love my midgets!

Quoting Anonymous:

The proper term is little people. Midgets is hate speech.

mich.el.le

on Dec. 29, 2012 at 11:16 PM

LOL! I don't blame you. Personally, I think I'd keep one on my person (should it be persons?) at all times!

The woman in the avi pic is not me, she is my inspiration. I am a wife, a mother, and an aspiring trainer and nutritionist. I love seeing people get fit and healthy to lead the lives they are meant to live.

by Anonymous on Dec. 29, 2012 at 11:17 PM

OMG I clicked on this thinking she was for real LOL!

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