I'm considering paying for a blimp. I'm concerned that if I do that someone may think it makes her feel uncomfortable or insulted and they may blow the blimp up, as they did to her declaration of love.
So here is the blimp message: china, (the country or not the country. It is most definitely NOT the CM member) I love you.
Please help me let her know this, MC members. If she does not hear my cries of devotion and eternal loyalty I fear I may be a spinster forever. For every bump this post gets I will personally donate $1 to my blimp fund.