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I need to lose 20 lbs. fast

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Does anyone have any suggestions on how I can lose 20lbs. in about 2 weeks to a month?
Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 1, 2013 at 11:17 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jan. 1, 2013 at 11:20 PM
Laxative
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 1, 2013 at 11:21 PM
i just want it off


Quoting Anonymous:

Not in a healthy way. Why the rush?

illinoismommy83
by on Jan. 1, 2013 at 11:21 PM
1 mom liked this

Hm, when I pushed out a baby I lost close to 20 lbs in 3 days.

Other than that... lyposuction?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Jan. 1, 2013 at 11:21 PM

Laxatives and a pencil (or spoon, whatevers handy)

mom2priceboys
by Gold Member on Jan. 1, 2013 at 11:21 PM

meth??? well, it never really worked for me lol so diet and exerise???

Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Jan. 1, 2013 at 11:22 PM

Try the 17 day diet...it works.  Also, you'll have to excercise at least 1.5 hours a day.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Jan. 1, 2013 at 11:22 PM

Also, stop eating, you're a fat cow.  Hope that helps!

Quoting Anonymous:

Laxatives and a pencil (or spoon, whatevers handy)


peachesforme
by Gold Member on Jan. 1, 2013 at 11:23 PM

the virgin diet. cut out ALL sugar and sugar substitutes, corn, gluten, eggs, dairy, peanuts, and soy.  Most of these things, or byproducts of them are in processed foods that you have to avoid.  Look on salad dressing labels.  Do you see high fructose corn syrup? yeah, that's a bad processed sugar.  Stick with rolled oats, and all the protein, veggies, and fruits you want.  You will not be starving.  Anything that man has messed with is not good for you and makes you fat.

Tabelite
by Bronze Member on Jan. 1, 2013 at 11:23 PM
You're right. It was hilarious!


Quoting Anonymous:

Not funny 42




Quoting -42-:

Amputation.


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jbirchard
by Gold Member on Jan. 1, 2013 at 11:23 PM
Starvation works.....

Thats all I got, lol. Good luck
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