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Stupid vagina!

Anonymous
Posted by Anonymous
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I have been pretty lucky as far as bouncing back from all 3 of my pregnancies.
No stretch marks on my belly...and just some very tiny, unnoticeable ones on my breasts. And I'm the same size as I was before I had my first...between a size 4 and 6.

But...lord, what I wouldn't give to have my pretty pre-pregnancy vagina back! Well....as pretty as a vagina can be. Lets not kid ourselves, genitals are weird, lol.

If I had to pick one cosmetic surgery, it would be vagina-plasty. Yeah...u made that term up. But you catch my drift.
Its not absolutely, run for the hills, hideous. But big lips and saggy lips....no bueno.
My youngest is only 8 months...so, I have a little but of time for it to..err..shape up, I guess. I keep telling myself that anyway.

I can't be the only one right?!
Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:12 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:13 AM
I never clearly looked at my vagina, but according to hubby it looks the same!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:15 AM
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I could have written this myself.  You aren't alone!  

ornene2626
by Member on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:15 AM
I'm with ya mine has this extra piece of skin the neededs to be cut off from when I tore my SO says it bugs him :/
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by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:16 AM
Well, my husband doesn't seem to care. As long as he's allowed near it, I don't think he'd complain though.
He is a man, after all!

I just shaved though...and was reminded of my vagina hatred.
Again....ugh! Stupid vagina!

Quoting Anonymous:

I never clearly looked at my vagina, but according to hubby it looks the same!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:18 AM

I'm glad i had 2 c section lol mine is very nice and pretty :)

chi_moma
by on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:18 AM
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Lucky! I would trade an ugly vag for my pre preggo body any day! As long as my vagina works for DH, I could care less what it looks like lol he's the only one that sees it. But giant saggy boobs and a flat ass and back rolls?? I'll pass!! Lol
CheyJacksMom
by on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:19 AM
I totally agree and so does my hubby. I had one baby and it never went back after my second Im suprised it's not touching my knees. LOL! Thats horribly gross but I thought it was a funny thought LOL!!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:37 AM
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Hahaha, can you imagine how that would feel?!

That would call for a long night with a bottle of whiskey and a pair of scissors!

Eek...i think I just made my vagina cry.

Quoting CheyJacksMom:

I totally agree and so does my hubby. I had one baby and it never went back after my second Im suprised it's not touching my knees. LOL! Thats horribly gross but I thought it was a funny thought LOL!!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:38 AM
I'm so sorry.....yet so happy at the same time! ;-)

Quoting Anonymous:

I could have written this myself.  You aren't alone!  

hopeym23
by J3 on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:39 AM

I had 3 c sections so mine is fine!

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