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so i found a false eyelash in the car,

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I asked my husband what the heck a sparkly false eyelash was doing in the car and he said " it must have been stuck to someones shoe after the last skateing competition. I said " yeah right it was probably from a stripper you where seeing while you where out of town!" And he said " you're more likely to find a fake eye from a trona stripper" lmao!! Omg he had me laughing so hard i almost peed my pants!!
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by on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:48 AM
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hopeym23
by J3 on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:54 AM
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Are you sure he isn't cheating?  I would flip if I saw that in our car!

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:54 AM
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Maybe he just wanted to feel pretty one day....
Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:55 AM
Lol

Quoting Anonymous:

Soooo he diverted the accusation with a witty joke and you laughed and forgot all about it?



Well played DH. Well played..
MommeeTo4
by &1more on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:55 AM
Gotcha, thought it was slang

Quoting LCWAmommy:

Trona is the tiny town hubby stays in when hes working out of town. They have a hotel with a resturant a mexican food place and a taco bell thats it its a mining town



Quoting MommeeTo4:

What's a trona stripper?
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LCWAmommy
by Ruby Member on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:55 AM
It wasnt a real accusation i was fucking with him i trust him plus hes working 14-16 hours a daywhen hes out of town

Quoting Anonymous:

Soooo he diverted the accusation with a witty joke and you laughed and forgot all about it?



Well played DH. Well played..
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Lunarprancer
by Betsy on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:56 AM
Quoting MommeeTo4:

What's a trona stripper?

Trona valley...

With light and love

LCWAmommy
by Ruby Member on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:57 AM
Im going to go with 99.8% sure he works 14-16 hour days and him and 3 other guys drive one truck to and from the mine plus our doesnt go all the way with him just to the shop about 40 miles from our house

Quoting hopeym23:

Are you sure he isn't cheating?  I would flip if I saw that in our car!

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LCWAmommy
by Ruby Member on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:58 AM
THAT would suprise me dude cant even put eye drops in his eyes lol

Quoting Anonymous:

Maybe he just wanted to feel pretty one day....
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LCWAmommy
by Ruby Member on Jan. 3, 2013 at 1:00 AM
Yeah he wouldnt go for a woman that wears false eye lashes he doesnt like a lot of make up on a woman.

Quoting Anonymous:

Yeah meanwhile, the chick who's missing her false eyelash is hoping he won't pass that STD on to you. 

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LCWAmommy
by Ruby Member on Jan. 3, 2013 at 1:02 AM
Trona is near death valley its the closest town with a decent hotel near the mine where hubs comoany has a lot if work right now

Quoting Lunarprancer:

Quoting MommeeTo4:

What's a trona stripper?

Trona valley...
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