so i found a false eyelash in the car,

[LCWAmommy]

I asked my husband what the heck a sparkly false eyelash was doing in the car and he said " it must have been stuck to someones shoe after the last skateing competition. I said " yeah right it was probably from a stripper you where seeing while you where out of town!" And he said " you're more likely to find a fake eye from a trona stripper" lmao!! Omg he had me laughing so hard i almost peed my pants!!

[Not_A_Native]

I would have thought one of my daughters dance competitions.  Those things are frequently floating around the house and cars.  Funny, though, when our dog found one and was trying to kill it, lol.