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so i found a false eyelash in the car,

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I asked my husband what the heck a sparkly false eyelash was doing in the car and he said " it must have been stuck to someones shoe after the last skateing competition. I said " yeah right it was probably from a stripper you where seeing while you where out of town!" And he said " you're more likely to find a fake eye from a trona stripper" lmao!! Omg he had me laughing so hard i almost peed my pants!!
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by on Jan. 3, 2013 at 12:48 AM
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Krystle1216
by on Jan. 3, 2013 at 1:15 PM
Quoting LCWAmommy:




How would it get there if he was out of town? Or are you not worried about it? Those things get stuck to everything lol
LCWAmommy
by Ruby Member on Jan. 3, 2013 at 1:16 PM
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Why isn't it reasonable? The last time the car was driven was when we went to the kids skating competition. Some skaters wear false eyelashes, I spend a lot of time in the bathroom changing the kids costumes false eyelashes fall off sometimes during costume changes. Seems reasonable to me. Now if I found a thong or bra in the car and e tried to say it got tracked in on someone's how I would beat him with a frying pan. But a false eyelash could et tracked somewhere on someone's shoe easily

Quoting Anonymous:

If you think that is a reasonable explanation, then I have some oceanfront property to sell you...


Quoting LCWAmommy:

It amuses me how everyone jumps to he's cheating when he has a perfectly reasonable explanation. Not that he needs an explanation but it makes me giggle.



Quoting mom2hadley:

Lol


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Creid74
by on Jan. 3, 2013 at 1:18 PM
Exactly, they will never be happy if they can not trust their husbands or men. They are quick to say "There are no good men anymore", when their actions are what makes him cheat. If a man is constantly being accused of cheating of course he going to say forget it and go cheat. Me and my husband do not have that issue we are like you and your husband we joke a lot, sometimes if we are in the mall he will say oh she is cute. I do the same but we have trust so I do not get upset that he finds others attractive.


Quoting LCWAmommy:

I think they are hilarious lol. Good entertainment for something so insignificant.



Quoting Creid74:

The same ones who assume every man cheats and are dogs, are the same ones posting anonymously. They just want to see you get worked up so you can start thinking he is cheating, and create problems in your marriage because they don't have one or they are not happy in theirs.

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LCWAmommy
by Ruby Member on Jan. 3, 2013 at 1:21 PM
He went to the kids skating competition with us that's the last time the car was driven so that's probably where it came from.

Quoting Krystle1216:

Quoting LCWAmommy:






How would it get there if he was out of town? Or are you not worried about it? Those things get stuck to everything lol
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Mommie_2_Boys
by Steph on Jan. 3, 2013 at 1:24 PM
Ummmm... Can I get that back? I thought I got all my belongings after our session in the truck
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CoolRelax
by Platinum Member on Jan. 3, 2013 at 1:25 PM

Girl falsies are the DEVIL!!  I don't wear them, but years ago one of my besties had them on and lost one in my house.  We looked, I laughed, we didn't find it.

The next day I'm taking a shower (with my glasses off, my vision is pretty bad) and I see what I believe is an enormous black spider on the tub...I almost die trying to jump out of my tub butt naked.  Grab the glasses, and yup...it's the damn lash.  SMH. 

kaycersmom
by Katie on Jan. 3, 2013 at 1:25 PM

 Don't make fun of strippers, they're working their way through law and medical school

lol

Anonymous
by Anonymous 18 on Jan. 3, 2013 at 1:29 PM

 Or maybe they had a good marriage like you two snots and their husband stabbed them in the back so now they try to help other women when they see signs that are like the ones they missed.

Quoting Creid74:

Exactly, they will never be happy if they can not trust their husbands or men. They are quick to say "There are no good men anymore", when their actions are what makes him cheat. If a man is constantly being accused of cheating of course he going to say forget it and go cheat. Me and my husband do not have that issue we are like you and your husband we joke a lot, sometimes if we are in the mall he will say oh she is cute. I do the same but we have trust so I do not get upset that he finds others attractive.


Quoting LCWAmommy:

I think they are hilarious lol. Good entertainment for something so insignificant.



Quoting Creid74:

The same ones who assume every man cheats and are dogs, are the same ones posting anonymously. They just want to see you get worked up so you can start thinking he is cheating, and create problems in your marriage because they don't have one or they are not happy in theirs.

 

LCWAmommy
by Ruby Member on Jan. 3, 2013 at 1:30 PM
That's hilarious!

Quoting CoolRelax:

Girl falsies are the DEVIL!!  I don't wear them, but years ago one of my besties had them on and lost one in my house.  We looked, I laughed, we didn't find it.


The next day I'm taking a shower (with my glasses off, my vision is pretty bad) and I see what I believe is an enormous black spider on the tub...I almost die trying to jump out of my tub butt naked.  Grab the glasses, and yup...it's the damn lash.  SMH. 

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 17 on Jan. 3, 2013 at 1:35 PM

I suppose that if false eyelashes are a norm in your life, it could make sense.  I have worn false eyelashes one time (in a wedding- and damn that Bridezilla for making me!).  I don't wear them regularly.  I don't know people who wear them regularly.  I don't frequent places where people wear them.  If there was a false eyelash in my husband's car, it would be because he had a strange woman in the car with him.

Quoting LCWAmommy:

Why isn't it reasonable? The last time the car was driven was when we went to the kids skating competition. Some skaters wear false eyelashes, I spend a lot of time in the bathroom changing the kids costumes false eyelashes fall off sometimes during costume changes. Seems reasonable to me. Now if I found a thong or bra in the car and e tried to say it got tracked in on someone's how I would beat him with a frying pan. But a false eyelash could et tracked somewhere on someone's shoe easily

Quoting Anonymous:

If you think that is a reasonable explanation, then I have some oceanfront property to sell you...


Quoting LCWAmommy:

It amuses me how everyone jumps to he's cheating when he has a perfectly reasonable explanation. Not that he needs an explanation but it makes me giggle.



Quoting mom2hadley:

Lol



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