This story isn't as good as the other's that were posted but here it is.
Dh and I was at Wal-Mart not too long ago. As we passed the snack aisle I glanced over to see if anything popped out at me. Yeah big mistake. There was this big, fat guy (I know I probably shouldn't describe him that way, but he was heavy.) In the middle of the aisle bending down and his pants and underware was half way down his ass. So all I saw was this gross bare ass and ass crack. It was gross.
So there you have it, my first Wal-Mart story.