"Colton! Get out from under the dog."
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on Jan. 3, 2013 at 4:49 PM
"Ollie, mommy's shoe isn't food"
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on Jan. 3, 2013 at 4:55 PM
My boobs are not toys and you can no longer fondle, play, be harsh with them, or I will flick your nut sac and see how you like it -- DH doesn't understand why the ladies are off limits. I am 17 weeks pregnant and they hurt too bad.
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on Jan. 3, 2013 at 4:58 PM
"No, Devon, daddy will not milk me like a cow." (We were trying to explain breastfeeding to ds)
"Put your pants back on and stop wiggling your penis!"
"No, chocolate milk doesn't make you drunk."
"Kylee, stop saying sharted!!"
"The baby is not going to chew her way out of Mommy's belly. I promise. Please stop crying and saying you hate the baby!"
"Your brother is not a dog. Take the leash off of him."
"Put your pants back on and stop wiggling your penis!"
"No, chocolate milk doesn't make you drunk."
"Kylee, stop saying sharted!!"
"The baby is not going to chew her way out of Mommy's belly. I promise. Please stop crying and saying you hate the baby!"
"Your brother is not a dog. Take the leash off of him."
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on Jan. 3, 2013 at 5:00 PM
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Get over here so I can smell your butt!!
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I think my husband's a sociopath
- IncognitoOne
on Jan. 3, 2013 at 4:30 PM