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Things you thought you'd never say....

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"Colton! Get out from under the dog." 

by on Jan. 3, 2013 at 4:30 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Jan. 3, 2013 at 4:48 PM
"Don't eat out of the dustpan!"
SMG1120
by on Jan. 3, 2013 at 4:48 PM
Emily, give your brother back his doll.
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Megan11587
by on Jan. 3, 2013 at 4:49 PM
"Ollie, mommy's shoe isn't food"
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she_walk_softly
by on Jan. 3, 2013 at 4:50 PM

It's not a rock, it's horse poop now put it down!

Armadillo79
by Silver Member on Jan. 3, 2013 at 4:55 PM

My boobs are not toys and you can no longer fondle, play, be harsh with them, or I will flick your nut sac and see how you like it -- DH doesn't understand why the ladies are off limits. I am 17 weeks pregnant and they hurt too bad.

VaNavyMom2b2009
by on Jan. 3, 2013 at 4:56 PM

"Stop licking my windows!" (To my Son....)

Sharell8710
by Gold Member on Jan. 3, 2013 at 4:57 PM

 You smell like ball sweat.

MeghanPerez
by on Jan. 3, 2013 at 4:58 PM
"No, Devon, daddy will not milk me like a cow." (We were trying to explain breastfeeding to ds)

"Put your pants back on and stop wiggling your penis!"

"No, chocolate milk doesn't make you drunk."

"Kylee, stop saying sharted!!"

"The baby is not going to chew her way out of Mommy's belly. I promise. Please stop crying and saying you hate the baby!"

"Your brother is not a dog. Take the leash off of him."
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Jan. 3, 2013 at 4:59 PM

Get off the dog he isn't a horse!

No the cat doesn't need a bath!

Stop streatching your penis!

Bmama1
by Silver Member on Jan. 3, 2013 at 5:00 PM
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Get over here so I can smell your butt!!
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