"Colton! Get out from under the dog."
It's not a rock, it's horse poop now put it down!
My boobs are not toys and you can no longer fondle, play, be harsh with them, or I will flick your nut sac and see how you like it -- DH doesn't understand why the ladies are off limits. I am 17 weeks pregnant and they hurt too bad.
"Stop licking my windows!" (To my Son....)
You smell like ball sweat.
Get off the dog he isn't a horse!
No the cat doesn't need a bath!
Stop streatching your penis!
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