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I'm going to f***ing kill my husband.

Anonymous
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So he works second shift, leaves at 1, gets home at 11. I have no problem with him having a few beers with co workers, as long as he brings the car to me and doesn't drive drunk or get stupid.
Well this morning I woke up not feeling well, I think I have a double ear infection. My temp is 102.4 and my throat hurts really really bad. My grandma lives with us, she lives in our house, not the other way around. She told me around 9 pm to go ahead and go to sleep, she would watch my dd until dh got home.
(my Dds sleep schedule is all messed up because I'm getting rid of naps) anyways, I wake up at one, dh isn't home. I call, no answer.
At 1:30 I call his work, they said he left at 10:30. I call dh several more times until he answers around two.
He's drunk at a friends. I tell him to stay where he is until morning. Half hour later he busts through the door, spelling awful and being an idiot.
We go to sleep.
I wake up to the sound of water pouring on the floor, he's at the edge of the bed peeing on a pile of blankets I just washed.
I said "wtf are you doing?!" he yelled back "nothing!" I said "you're peeing on the floor!" he called me a bitch and laid down on the blankets.
Sick fuck. I left him there and went to sleep in the guest room.
Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 5, 2013 at 5:04 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jan. 5, 2013 at 5:06 AM
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He needs help and a swift kick in the nuts.
rmfanfgljf
by Platinum Member on Jan. 5, 2013 at 5:07 AM
So glad my husband isn't an asshole when he is drunk. Sorry you have to deal with an idiot when he is drunk.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 5, 2013 at 5:08 AM
He never drinks(this is why)
This is the first time in over a year he's actually been stupidly drunk.
But yeah, tomorrow is going to suck for him.

Quoting Anonymous:

He needs help and a swift kick in the nuts.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jan. 5, 2013 at 5:08 AM
Feeling blessed right now my husband would never act like that.
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 5, 2013 at 5:08 AM
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I'm going to be a real asshole tomorrow, trust me.

Quoting rmfanfgljf:

So glad my husband isn't an asshole when he is drunk. Sorry you have to deal with an idiot when he is drunk.
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 5, 2013 at 5:10 AM
Well you should. This is the first time he's ever peed on the floor, he's never even thrown up inside before tonight. But I'm going to make this weekend pretty miserable for him.

Quoting Anonymous:

Feeling blessed right now my husband would never act like that.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Jan. 5, 2013 at 5:11 AM
LOL ewwww. And sorry you have to deal with that I'm glad my husband doesn't drink
mom2hadley
by Heather on Jan. 5, 2013 at 5:11 AM
Oh my! I would be livid. Did he know you were not feeling well?
CrickettyBoo
by on Jan. 5, 2013 at 5:11 AM
I second that

Quoting Anonymous:

Feeling blessed right now my husband would never act like that.
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reindeer-c
by Member on Jan. 5, 2013 at 5:12 AM

What an a**

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