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GENTLE MY A**...TMI!!!!!

Posted by Anonymous

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dulcolax.. gentle over night relief!!!
if you call waking up at 430 in the morning.. with the most horrible cramping. having to sprint to the bathroom almost not making it and having explosive diarrea for two hours ..gentle!!
to top it all off... i just sharted:( SO is hysterical... i am so sick to my stomach!
i am about to take my underware and send it to the makers of dulcolax.. they should pay for my ruined undies!!!

gentle my A$$... literally!

Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 5, 2013 at 9:35 AM

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soontobemommie3

Silver Member on Jan. 5, 2013 at 9:36 AM

1 mom liked this

Lol.

I mean I'm sorry. Really. But, the way you tell it. Lol

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Queen_Sheila

on Jan. 5, 2013 at 9:36 AM

LMAO! You should do that, it would be awesome.

calcalmommy

Bronze Member on Jan. 5, 2013 at 9:37 AM

Ew, I'm sorry :(

sassysuie

Gold Member on Jan. 5, 2013 at 9:38 AM

Ewwww thanks for the warning!!! I think you should ship your undies to them! That would be GREAT!!!

by Anonymous on Jan. 5, 2013 at 9:38 AM

Stool softeners suck. All of em.

goodmama85

Mommy Of 3 on Jan. 5, 2013 at 9:38 AM

lol I'm sorry that happened.

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Dqnana

Member on Jan. 5, 2013 at 9:38 AM

Well ... at least everything came out all right in the end. ;-)

by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 5, 2013 at 9:39 AM

ya its still coming out.. no end in site!

Quoting Dqnana:

Well ... at least everything came out all right in the end. ;-)

Dqnana

Member on Jan. 5, 2013 at 9:45 AM

1 mom liked this

The good news is that you will be "as clean as a whistle"!!

Quoting Anonymous:

ya its still coming out.. no end in site!

Quoting Dqnana:

Well ... at least everything came out all right in the end. ;-)

Diamepphyre

Platinum Member on Jan. 5, 2013 at 9:53 AM