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Does anyone have any obnoxious but lovable pets they need to shame?  I do!

Here's Buffy's, add yours!  


by on Jan. 6, 2013 at 12:04 AM
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cheez1e
by Silver Member on Jan. 6, 2013 at 12:54 AM
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Meg, the bulldog, is soooo nasty stinky gassy. She was sitting in the kitchen watching me and my son one day and farted so loudly it startled her. She jumped up and started looking at her ass like she had no idea what had just happened.

Quoting pittymama:

right? i've met very few dogs that can actually get noticeably embarrassed and KK is one of them. he can fart and i can look at him and go ew and he will tuck his tail and go wait by the back door SO embarrassed lol. i put this bib on him and wiped his face with it and he laid here like this, not looking at me or the camera lol

Quoting 428pm:

haha!  I love dog shaming, they actually look ashamed.  Buffy always looks confused and slightly proud when she's caught being bad/gross.

Quoting pittymama:

hi, i'm KK and this week.. i developed something my mom calls "being a slobber monster" so she put a bib on me and took a picture to shame me



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SalemWitchChild
by Blessed be on Jan. 6, 2013 at 12:55 AM

Yeah mom learned a lesson that night. NEVER leave a dog in the car with the window cracked for air. Someone was able to unlock the door and get her out. I'm sure they probably used her for breeding too.

Quoting harehelper:

Oh, what a shame! It takes a real scumbag to steal someone's dog. A friend of mine raises Amstaffs, she had two, a bitch and a dog, stolen at the same time. They were littermates, but she has always thought whoever stole them took them for a breeding pair.

Quoting SalemWitchChild:

My mom bred collies in the 70's. She has pictures of me as a baby with her bitch but that collie was stolen. Since her bitch was gone she got out of breeding. It broke her heart to loose that dog. She was also a blue merle.

When I was looking for another dog I did one of those breed suggestions and collies came up as a good match for our lifestyle. So I looked on rescue sites and found a rescue/breeder. I originally went to adopt one of her rescues. His name was Tanner and he was a tan and white adult collie. He seemed great but when I took him home he was not nice with cats. I spent 2 weeks trying to acclimate the cats and the dog but it just didn't work.

So I took Tanner back and took my pick of her litter. Kota was one of the last ones left. My mom had gotten Kota's sister 2 weeks before.

Quoting harehelper:

I have had collies since I was a kid. We had always had sables but I had wanted a tri for years. When my parents went to pick a new puppy for themselves, I decided to tag along. I saw her sitting in the pen, and it was love at first sight! I came home and went, Hubby, look what followed me home!! LOL She is my princess, it's so funny, she will go to the edge of the creek and juuuust barely dip her toes while all the other dogs are splashing around and swimming.

Quoting SalemWitchChild:





thetrollcat
by Meow on Jan. 6, 2013 at 12:56 AM

my mom has a similar breed named BARKY and that damn dog loves horse and cow shit! Its always rolling in it!

Quoting PookaboosMom:

She likes to roll in horse poo and the try to cuddle. :/

She also thinks she can tear barn cats apart even though most of them are bigger than her(she weighs six pounds) lol.

She should have been born a large breed farm dog


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I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my own terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoes.  

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firefly63701
by Silver Member on Jan. 6, 2013 at 12:57 AM

I have a jack russel dashhound mix that liked to eat shoes and stuffed animals.

pittymama
by Bronze Member on Jan. 6, 2013 at 12:58 AM

haha how funny! of course a bulldog has stinky farts!

KK's farts aren't loud but you KNOW when he did because he'll do it, come sit at your feet staring you straight in the face, looking like he did something SO wrong. then the smell hits you and you're like WTF EW!

i'm not sure why his gas makes him feel so ashamed lol i try to tell him that everyone does it ;)

Quoting cheez1e:

Meg, the bulldog, is soooo nasty stinky gassy. She was sitting in the kitchen watching me and my son one day and farted so loudly it startled her. She jumped up and started looking at her ass like she had no idea what had just happened.

Quoting pittymama:

right? i've met very few dogs that can actually get noticeably embarrassed and KK is one of them. he can fart and i can look at him and go ew and he will tuck his tail and go wait by the back door SO embarrassed lol. i put this bib on him and wiped his face with it and he laid here like this, not looking at me or the camera lol

Quoting 428pm:

haha!  I love dog shaming, they actually look ashamed.  Buffy always looks confused and slightly proud when she's caught being bad/gross.

Quoting pittymama:

hi, i'm KK and this week.. i developed something my mom calls "being a slobber monster" so she put a bib on me and took a picture to shame me




428pm
by on Jan. 6, 2013 at 1:00 AM

omg awesome!!

Quoting phantomphan:

I'm oscar. I'm an asshole. I ate the couch. I hump EVERYTHING. I pee on the big dog whenever I can. I chase the cat. then hide in mom's lap when the cat tries to kill me. I also ate the pet turtle. And cat poop. I hide on the steps at night and trip people. I really like to hump.


wkukid
by Beach Bum on Jan. 6, 2013 at 1:01 AM

My cat pooped on the floor for 9 months no matter how hard I punished her. I took her to the vet a few days ago and they told me what to do, three hours into what could have been several days process she produced poop, in the litter box, not next to it. Pestering little ass knew exactly what she was doing wrong.

428pm
by on Jan. 6, 2013 at 1:02 AM
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My ferret has pooed on my couch while looking me straight in the eye then gleefully jumped over to me dooking (their happy noise) and wiped her butt on my lap.  Ferrets honestly don't know the meaning of shame.  

Quoting pittymama:

right? i've met very few dogs that can actually get noticeably embarrassed and KK is one of them. he can fart and i can look at him and go ew and he will tuck his tail and go wait by the back door SO embarrassed lol. i put this bib on him and wiped his face with it and he laid here like this, not looking at me or the camera lol

Quoting 428pm:

haha!  I love dog shaming, they actually look ashamed.  Buffy always looks confused and slightly proud when she's caught being bad/gross.

Quoting pittymama:

hi, i'm KK and this week.. i developed something my mom calls "being a slobber monster" so she put a bib on me and took a picture to shame me




thetrollcat
by Meow on Jan. 6, 2013 at 1:04 AM

So what did the vet tell you to do that made the cat change>?

Quoting wkukid:

My cat pooped on the floor for 9 months no matter how hard I punished her. I took her to the vet a few days ago and they told me what to do, three hours into what could have been several days process she produced poop, in the litter box, not next to it. Pestering little ass knew exactly what she was doing wrong.


~~~~~         =^..^=        ~~~~~
I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my own terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoes.  

*marking the 599968yth post/reply being mean, evil, horrible, which makes me worse than anonymous*

thetrollcat
by Meow on Jan. 6, 2013 at 1:05 AM
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you must put this dog on the pet shame website, this is a classic :)

Quoting phantomphan:

I'm oscar. I'm an asshole. I ate the couch. I hump EVERYTHING. I pee on the big dog whenever I can. I chase the cat. then hide in mom's lap when the cat tries to kill me. I also ate the pet turtle. And cat poop. I hide on the steps at night and trip people. I really like to hump.


~~~~~         =^..^=        ~~~~~
I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my own terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoes.  

*marking the 599968yth post/reply being mean, evil, horrible, which makes me worse than anonymous*

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