I was watching this documentary last night, and they were interviewing this woman who one of the things she was accused of was dismembering a corpse.
They asked her if it was hard to chop up a body and she says:
"No, it's actually pretty easy. You should try it sometime. It's only a Felony 6, knock it down to a misdemeanor"
I lol'ed when she said "Knock it down to a misdemeanor" LMAO.
She was so nonchalant about it too. She was talking about it as if she was talking about any old thing lol.