I didn't vote for you. Nor did I vote against you.
You see, I didn't vote. I never have and never will.
I personally prefer to view the United States government and it's affiliates as a reality show. It's like watching Honey BooBoo..It's kinda funny..it can really spark a great conversation..but you just hope and pray that it just stays the fuck away from you.
To me..Mr. President..you are like Santa Clause...a kind..oddly handsome , well spoken man that I would like to consider a friend.
As your friend...I would like to ask a favor.
Can you place a phone call to my husband's boss. Just Google "asshole who spent his empoyees Christmas bonuses to pay his son's way out of jail...for like his 4th??? DUI"..and he should pop right up.
All you need to say is..." I hear all the things you say about me to Debbie. You're right. We DO listen to you through that new fangled gadget called a television"
That's all you need to say. You have no idea the sheer pleasure that this will bring to me.