Out of the mouths of babes..."What did that child say?"
Ok, so when my son was little, before we discovered he needed hearing aids, he heard things a little differently, and repeated the words how he heard them..one of the words being juice..he heard pronounced it "JEW". Well one day walking through Wal-Mart my son decided he needed his juice cup..well instead of quietly asking he proceeded to yell.."Where is my jew, I need my jew, give me my jew!" The looks I got from people were hilarious, to this day I wonder what they were thinking, wondering why my son needed a jew!
Has your child embarrased you in front of lots and lots of people! Share your embarrasing stories, and we can all get a laugh, and not feel so bad that our child yelled that he needed a Jew!
One time we were out at a restaurant and there was nowhere for us (me, ds5, dh, and mil) to sit down while we waited. There was an extremely overweight man taking up the whole bench where three people could have sat. DS loudly says "UGH! Why does that guy have to be so fat?!?!" We ended up being seated at the table right next to the fat guy and I made ds face away from him to avoid any further comments from my little peanut gallary. Awkward dinner to say the least.
It was silly.
That is hilarious, but probably not at the time!
Quoting Aleta775:
Yes. She yelled out in church that she wanted to hear the kinky turtle song. O.0
She meant a song called Our King Eternal. LOL.
OH! And the first time ds met my dad we all went out to eat (me, my parents, dh (bf at the time) and ds (ss at the time)) my dad took his hat off when he sat down at the table and ds exclamed "YOU'RE BALD!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Way to make a good first impression.
Oh ladies, you make me feel better, I wanted to crawl under a shelf, at least Im not the only one!
Quoting Anonymous:
I remembre one time when we were going to Mexico by road my lil bro was maybe 5-6 and my lil sis was about 4 so were on the road and my lil brother has to pee right so my mom opens up he camper window and let's him pee while my dad is driving. Well my lil sis had to pee really bad too so my dad stops in a gas station but sis is mad bc she doesn't get to pee out the window. So my mom says she can't bc she doesn't have a lil birdie like my brother when all of a sudden my lil sis says in front of cashier and about 3-4 other customers mommy it's not called a birdie it's called a penis. My mom turned bright red picked her up and ran to the bathroom. The customers just chuckled but let us thru. They were a actually very polite when my mom came out one even said well at least she knows the difference between lil boys and lil girls ma'am. My mom nearly died there. Me and the rest of my siblings just laughed.
At what age should I tell my son dh is not his bio dad?
- ahappymommy
on Jan. 7, 2013 at 9:46 PM