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Things you never thought you would hear your kids say.

Posted by on Jan. 8, 2013 at 5:57 PM
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"Sigh, I wish we had more Brussel Sprouts".





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edelweiss23
by on Jan. 8, 2013 at 7:42 PM
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xixCandyxix
by Platinum Member on Jan. 8, 2013 at 7:55 PM
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To one of his aunts

Aunt: J are you having a nice day?

J: I was until you got here.

He's a smartass. There's more but I gotta think of them. He was 5 at the time.

edelweiss23
by on Jan. 8, 2013 at 7:56 PM
Omg, I love that!!!

Hey, my husband has always said. "It's better to be a smartass then a dumbass!!"


Quoting xixCandyxix:

To one of his aunts

Aunt: J are you having a nice day?

J: I was until you got here.

He's a smartass. There's more but I gotta think of them. He was 5 at the time.


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BewitchedKisses
by Gold Member on Jan. 8, 2013 at 7:59 PM
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My 4 year old:

"I put cheese in my underwear."

"I have balls, well, not two, just one big one. Wanna see?"


ETA: My 10 year old told one of his friends this weekend "I know how to kill someone with only a pillowcase."

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jchoat27
by on Jan. 8, 2013 at 7:59 PM

what was the aunts response to that, lol

thats too funny!!

Quoting xixCandyxix:

To one of his aunts

Aunt: J are you having a nice day?

J: I was until you got here.

He's a smartass. There's more but I gotta think of them. He was 5 at the time.


xixCandyxix
by Platinum Member on Jan. 8, 2013 at 8:04 PM

She laughed. That's how he typically is everyday. Most people I think would be shocked by it...Nah my family knows better lol

Quoting jchoat27:

what was the aunts response to that, lol

thats too funny!!

Quoting xixCandyxix:

To one of his aunts

Aunt: J are you having a nice day?

J: I was until you got here.

He's a smartass. There's more but I gotta think of them. He was 5 at the time.



xixCandyxix
by Platinum Member on Jan. 8, 2013 at 8:06 PM
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When I was about the same age my grandma's sister great Aunt Bert was babysitting me, I think I was 4...It was Easter I think...And according to my mom my Aunt was literally breathing down my neck...After about an hour or so of this I spun around and said "You know, you don't need to follow me all day" My mom was pretty much one of those free-range parents so I guess I felt my privacy was being invaded and I got sick of it.

WarriorMum
by Silver Member on Jan. 8, 2013 at 8:08 PM

'Mum I have a girlfriend'.
One of the best days in my life. In the back of my mind I thought it would never happen, I didn't think he would find that special girl who likes him just the way he is.

edelweiss23
by on Jan. 8, 2013 at 8:09 PM
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Aww that's awesome!




Quoting WarriorMum:

'Mum I have a girlfriend'.
One of the best days in my life. In the back of my mind I thought it would never happen, I didn't think he would find that special girl who likes him just the way he is.


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WarriorMum
by Silver Member on Jan. 8, 2013 at 8:12 PM

It is awesome, isn't it. I will be meeting her on Thursday for the first time. I am so excited and nervous at the same time.

Quoting edelweiss23:

Aww that's awesome!




Quoting WarriorMum:

'Mum I have a girlfriend'.
One of the best days in my life. In the back of my mind I thought it would never happen, I didn't think he would find that special girl who likes him just the way he is.



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