Sweet tea. I have no idea what that one was about lol but I hear it was pretty hilarious. What else is there?
May 23, 2007, the day I joined!
And give a brief description for those of us who missed out on all the fun!
Sausage lady: Masturbated with sausage. Put it back in the fridge. Watched her kids eat it.
Biscuit vag: Masturbated with can of biscuits. Can exploded. Went to ER for broken vagina.
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The "I sleep with my uncle for money" post. omg ew
vagina sausage that her DH then fed to their child...vomit!!
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