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Don't you just hate it when that happens?!

Posted by Anonymous

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Don't you just hate it. When you think you are a lone, and you let a big one rip, only to find out that someone was walking up behind you. Not only could they hear it a mile away, but its one of those lingering ones. Its so embarrassing. Just pretend you didn't hear anything. You don't know what that was.

Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 10, 2013 at 9:40 AM

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by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 10, 2013 at 9:42 AM

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by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 10, 2013 at 9:45 AM

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laurag8707

Bronze Member on Jan. 10, 2013 at 9:51 AM

yes I have had it happen to me before I will admit it but you know I have never been one of those girls to hold it in and make my stomach hurt. Sorry but we all fart it happens say excuse me and move on

by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 10, 2013 at 9:51 AM

i can't be the only one

banana-bear

on Jan. 10, 2013 at 9:52 AM

That's when you blame the kids.

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by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 10, 2013 at 9:57 AM

unfortunately my kids are not in the room. The only thing I have is my chair to blame it on. The smell I think I can get away with, because DH has been walking around the house smelling pockets of stink everywhere ( I should have just stuck with the salad last night =/ ). I have him convinced it is something in the vents.

Quoting banana-bear:

That's when you blame the kids.

VannaMae307

Not Vanna on Jan. 10, 2013 at 9:58 AM

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I hate it when I get the walking farts while I'm grocery shopping. I have nobody to blame because I go alone.

by Anonymous on Jan. 10, 2013 at 9:58 AM

I dint care whos around everybody farts, im proud of mine they sound like a trumpet, even have different tones. :)

banana-bear

on Jan. 10, 2013 at 9:59 AM

Then a dog, perhaps? If you don't have one, you should get one for this purpose :o)

Quoting Anonymous:

unfortunately my kids are not in the room. The only thing I have is my chair to blame it on. The smell I think I can get away with, because DH has been walking around the house smelling pockets of stink everywhere ( I should have just stuck with the salad last night =/ ). I have him convinced it is something in the vents.
Quoting banana-bear:

That's when you blame the kids.