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My list of confessions.. please dont make fun

Anonymous
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Instead of brushing my teeth i mix toothpaste with water and swish it around in my mouth

i was in a roller blading accident last year and lost my left ear

I am terrified of calculators

snooki is my 3rd cousin by marriage

when i was 11 i made out with my dog to see what it would be like

i used to work at walmart in the fitting room after having my daughter and i had a bladder control problem and used to piss in the fitting rooms and blame it on guests

I spike my yogurt with vodka every morning

My mom is blind. When i was a teen my friends and i would sneak in her room and set off fire crackers and throw water balloons at her. she thought it was hitler invading us. 

I wipe my ass with pictures of obama

I talk about having sex with backstreet boys members in my sleep. my husband gets jealous

my goal in life is to make it onto people of walmart

i screw my christmas tree onto the ceiling so i have an upside down tree that the kids can't destroy

I have 9 kids whos names all start with A: Adam, Adyson, Amy, Amanda, Andrew, Alex, Aria, Annie and Alyssa

they are all under the age of 5 (3 sets of triplets) 

One of them has a different dad

I am a stripper and I love what I do


Don't judge. 


Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 12, 2013 at 10:45 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jan. 12, 2013 at 10:46 PM

Yea rite

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jan. 12, 2013 at 10:47 PM

Mmm hmm. And you stole this list from where?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 12, 2013 at 10:47 PM
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*right*

Quoting Anonymous:

Yea rite


Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Jan. 12, 2013 at 10:47 PM
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They see me trollin', they hatin'...
Jessica_Esqueda
by on Jan. 12, 2013 at 10:48 PM

1- No WAY your teeth are clean. Toothpaste is not necessary, but scrubbing IS necessary to remove the plaque... 

2- you probably shouldn't go to work or drive after eating spiked yogurt. 

3- keep pissing in fitting rooms, POW is sure to catch on soon. 


That's mostly it. Way to keep it trashy, applesauce!

livelaughlov26
by on Jan. 12, 2013 at 10:48 PM
That made me laugh. Ty.
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428pm
by on Jan. 12, 2013 at 10:48 PM
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if they are all triplets how does only one have a differnt dad?

Jessica_Esqueda
by on Jan. 12, 2013 at 10:48 PM

And, yep, I love you anyway. 

Quoting Anonymous:

*right*

Quoting Anonymous:

Yea rite





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annas_momma
by Platinum Member on Jan. 12, 2013 at 10:48 PM
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Bahahahahaha!

Hahahahah

Hahaha


*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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by Anonymous 5 on Jan. 12, 2013 at 10:49 PM
Well ok if it makes you feel better to get it off your chest
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