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Yo Mama jokes!!

Anonymous
Posted by Anonymous
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lets see em!

Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 13, 2013 at 5:54 PM
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MammaPaparazza
by on Jan. 13, 2013 at 5:55 PM
Your momma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and I said "whatcha doin? Movin?"
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MammaPaparazza
by on Jan. 13, 2013 at 5:56 PM
Your mommas house is so small you put your key in the door and break the back window
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Bigdog3
by Bronze Member on Jan. 13, 2013 at 5:56 PM

Your momma's house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 13, 2013 at 5:56 PM

Yo mama so fat, Cows moo at her.

MammaPaparazza
by on Jan. 13, 2013 at 5:56 PM
Your momma so fat when she breaks a leg gravy pours out
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 13, 2013 at 5:57 PM

Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

MammaPaparazza
by on Jan. 13, 2013 at 5:57 PM
Your mommas so old she was fishing on the other side of the sea when Moses split it
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 13, 2013 at 5:57 PM

Yo mama is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

EAzizM
by Erica on Jan. 13, 2013 at 5:57 PM
Yo mama is so ugly she makes blind children cry. Lmao
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MammaPaparazza
by on Jan. 13, 2013 at 5:58 PM
Your momma so ugly I gotta tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her
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