lets see em!
Your momma's house is so small, she ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.
Yo mama so fat, Cows moo at her.
Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
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