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I farted last night

Posted by on Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:19 PM
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And I am so fucking embarrassed. Its only been 7 months for us and I forgot he was sleeping next to me so I let one out. It woke him up and I laughed from embarrassment. He just held me tighter. How long did it take you?
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lauren.m
by Ruby Member on Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:21 PM
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I am married and still havent. The only time he has heard me is if one slips out while i pee and he is in the bedroom.
spicy_n_sweet
by on Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:22 PM
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First date.

MrS.GiFFord
by Platinum Member on Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:22 PM

LMAO!!! I dont even remember but I have the loudest farts ever...they dont wake him up though. My husband has silent but dead farts the lucky bastard.

nataliesmom2012
by Platinum Member on Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:23 PM

I was farting in front of him long before we even started dating.

ReaIisticBeauty
by Platinum Member on Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:36 PM
Ugh. That's how I wanted it to be.Lucky duck!

Quoting lauren.m:

I am married and still havent. The only time he has heard me is if one slips out while i pee and he is in the bedroom.
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ReaIisticBeauty
by Platinum Member on Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:37 PM
Wow. How embarrassed were you?

Quoting spicy_n_sweet:

First date.

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wumbo
by on Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:38 PM
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Who gets embarrassed by farts? 

ReaIisticBeauty
by Platinum Member on Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:38 PM
Ok I feel better. At least mines didn't smell like your husbands. I would've died.

Quoting MrS.GiFFord:

LMAO!!! I dont even remember but I have the loudest farts ever...they dont wake him up though. My husband has silent but dead farts the lucky bastard.

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:38 PM
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The day we met LOL. No shame plus its a normal bodily function. Nothing to be embarrassed of
ReaIisticBeauty
by Platinum Member on Jan. 14, 2013 at 8:38 PM
Yikes!!!!

Quoting nataliesmom2012:

I was farting in front of him long before we even started dating.

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