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Thinking of mean things to do to dh

Anonymous
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Dh is being a total jackass today and I'm really mad at him. I'm going to sleep on the couch tonight since he is already in bed.

I couldn't think of anything good to do to him so.... So far I locked both cats in the bedroom with him because they hate each other and will fight all night long while he's trying to sleep.

Any good ideas? I don't want to put his toothbrush in the toilet or anything. That's a little too mean.
Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:53 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:54 PM
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Tape the bedroom door with plastic wrap and trap him in the room.

skymama10
by Silver Member on Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:54 PM
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Kill him with kindness. Or try acting like a grown up that might surprise him.
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by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:55 PM
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Nah. That's boring and never gets me anywhere.


Quoting skymama10:

Kill him with kindness. Or try acting like a grown up that might surprise him.

Two_Hearts
by on Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:57 PM
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How about ...go to sleep. 

wake up in the morning with a clear head , and start the day off as though its brand new.

Wake up without any anger , and have a calm / rational convo with your husband about why you were upset...

Just a suggestion of course..

TattoodMommy19
by Platinum Member on Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:57 PM
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Plastic wrap on the toilet. He will get pee splashed all over him when he goes.
But then you'll probably have to clean it.
:/
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Jan. 14, 2013 at 9:59 PM

One night my husband went out with one of his friends to shoot pool and ended up being a lot later than what he said he was going to be.  When I heard his car pull up I ran into the bathroom and took a very loooooog hot shower, so long the hot water was just about gone.  He got in and said "you used all the hot water, oh well at least it is warm in here" The only place we smoke in our house is out the bathroom door, so I lit up a cigarette and smoked out the door, he was not so warm then lol

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:00 PM
Oh that's a good one! But with my luck, dd will fall for it and I'll have to clean it no matter what! Lol


Quoting TattoodMommy19:

Plastic wrap on the toilet. He will get pee splashed all over him when he goes.

But then you'll probably have to clean it.

:/

sadiebug1228
by on Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:01 PM
Poor ice water on him while he's in the shower :) or if he's hairy go get some wax and wax strips and put some on the strip and then sneak up behind him and when he turns around put it on his chest haha

Umm put a clock radio in the room and set it to go off at 2 am and have the music blasting
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bustybee
by Buzz Lightyear on Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:06 PM

saran wrap on the toilet? so he makes a mess the next time he pees

BEXi
by BEXi on Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:08 PM
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I hid my SO's Call of Duty tonight. I wonder if I will wake up to "WHERES MY GAME" at 2AM when he gets home from work.


FUCK YOUR GAME!

                                                         
                                          
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