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Things you say as a mom :)

Anonymous
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Give me your cheese, it's in time out. You know you can't hit people in the head with cheese

Please get your toast out of the washing machine

No you can not have Doritos while hanging out with the trash can

Please don't stick your carrot in the dogs ear

No honey Toby doesn't want you eat your broccoli

Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:06 PM
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beethann
by Platinum Member on Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:08 PM
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Go put your underwear on and stop rubbing your bare ass on your brother's head!
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beethann
by Platinum Member on Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:09 PM
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Stop stuffing chicken down your shirt!
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Perfect.Pixie
by Gold Member on Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:09 PM
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Don't touch the dogs butt
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LucyMom08
by BS Intolerant on Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:10 PM
Your legos don't belong in between your buttcheeks...


My kids are strange, haha...
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Fordprefect
by Silver Member on Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:11 PM

Don't take poop out of the toilet

Dont poke the dog with a light saber


CampClan
by Platinum Member on Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:11 PM
Get the dinosaur out of your mouth!

Do not lick the pumpkin!
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sandra_t00
by ChaChi on Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:11 PM
Quit showing your nalgas and put some chones on.

No, I won't break your legs so you can use a wheel chair

My son is weird lol

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gcsadie
by on Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:11 PM

quit picking your nose and get  your hands out of your butt crack. lol. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:12 PM
I do not want to smell your feet, no you can not smell mine either.
The remote isn't to eat.
Don't lick me please.
Stop sticking your finger in my ears.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jan. 14, 2013 at 10:12 PM
Humvees are not for chewing on, loosen the grip and let go kid!
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