You are a disgusting, fat, horribly ugly failure of a person who has accomplished nothing in life. You cheated on my husband and left him because you were bored. Fine, cool.
Your choice. Even though you were together 6 years and the breakup was hell on him, he graduated from college.
Now he has an incredible career, more self confidence and he's a knockout. What's more is we're married. We have a gorgeous home, happy marriage, incredible friendship, beautiful daughters and a life that you could never even dream of.
Oh, you're suddenly his half sister's best friend now? Decided to get buddy buddy with his family after he married me? Weird. You're hosting her baby shower? Even weirder.
You're a creep. Oh, I hear you're making up very strange rumours about me and spreading them to my husband's family and everyone in my hometown? Creepy.
Move on, you smelly mall rat.
ETA: Forgot to add: his half sister dislikes me and has done some really nasty stuff...she's the one also spreading the rumours.