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Toddlers and drunks how similar are they

Posted by on Jan. 17, 2013 at 11:55 PM
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Anyone who has raised, or even just been around, a toddler knows these things are true. Toddlers and drunks are EERILY similar!

 

 

  • No personal boundaries
  • Falls over A LOT. Gets up, yells “I OK!” and keeps going
  • Poor decision making skills
  • Spontaneous vomiting
  • Speaks gibberish
  • Gets belligerent if you take away their beer [insert favorite toy here]
  • Cries for no apparent reason
  • Streaking (see #3)
  • Philosophical conversations with inanimate objects
  • Short attention span
  • Argumentative
  • Poor short term memory
  • Zero inhibitions
  • Loses everything
  • Will pass out anywhere
  • One track mind
  • Demanding
  • Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator
  • Runs into things that haven’t moved…ever
  • One volume setting – LOUD!

 

(source: motherontherocks)


by on Jan. 17, 2013 at 11:55 PM
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Armywifeholcomb
by Silver Member on Jan. 17, 2013 at 11:58 PM
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TashaB82
by Tootie on Jan. 17, 2013 at 11:59 PM

Lol! Soo true!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jan. 17, 2013 at 11:59 PM
Lol. Soo true!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jan. 18, 2013 at 8:47 PM
Since I have lived with a drunk and a toddler, I agree that they are very similar. But my toddler is better behaved!!!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jan. 18, 2013 at 8:48 PM
Lol soooo true
ChocolateJunky
by on Jan. 18, 2013 at 8:57 PM

They miss the toilet. I'm sure there have been drunk women guilty of this, too.

Peeing their pants, and not caring or noticing.

They fall out of chairs while attempting to sit still.

Inaudible mumbling

Singing off key and loudly

They break things because they're not paying attention.

I know there's more, but I'm being berrated by one (a toddler not a drunk!) at this very moment. If you'll excuse me, I have to go wrestle him into his PJ's now.

 

 

D.O.E.
by on Jan. 18, 2013 at 9:07 PM

lmao so true!

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