Having a bad day? You can come laugh at me *tmi* do not read if eating, offened by poop or long stories
I started smelling something funky. I got to work (2 minutes away) and I could tell it was dog shit
I looked at one shoe, clean. The other shoe? The WHOLE m-effin bottom is covered! The little bitch must of pooped in the grass by the van.
I start rubbing my foot on the concrete trying to get it off, didn't work. There's just too much. I grab my water bottle from my lunch sack and pour water on my shoe and keep rubbing.
Still not working, and I'm a few minutes away from being late
I find a rag in my car, wet it down and try to wipe it off. In the process I get shit on my effin work pants. So I wet them down too and use the clean end of the rag to wipe them off
All the while hoping one of my coworkers doesn't walk by
Finally I'm out of water, and I have to start walking inside or I'll be late for work.
I drag my foot all the way across the parking lot, desperately trying to get the rest of the shit off.
As I walk inside walmart I keep looking back to make sure I'm not tracking and praying I don't smell like dog shit
Yep, that was my morning