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My SO keeps calling me Robo Cop...

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I've been having irregular heart beats over the past few weeks. I'm pregnant and I hear that's a thing - so I wasn't worried. It was like one 5 minute interval of what felt like my heart skipping every 4th beat, and it only happened like ever 3-4 days. Well a few days ago it increased. A lot. Tuesday it happened 3 times in a span of 2 hours - and that shit hurts. My heart pounds really hard, my chest hurts, and I feel sick after. The next day it happened at work twice and I had to sit down til it stopped. Went to the ER after and they did some tests, and told me to run in Friday to grab a 24 hour holster monitor.

Let me tell you. This mother fcker is sexy. 5 wires strapped to my chest and a 2 foot cord running to the worlds largest and oldest looking beeper lol AND if it doesn't catch any beat skips, I have to get a 3 day one, and then a 30 day one. I have 11 hrs left with this thing and my hearts behaved so far. It needs to skip! Just one damn time so I don't have to do this again!!

My SO keeps referring to me as stupid characters. "I've always fantasized about a sexy female RoboCop"
"Too bad it isn't Halloween, you could go as Tron"
:-|
by on Jan. 19, 2013 at 5:01 AM
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xtina8817
by on Jan. 19, 2013 at 5:31 AM
Quoting NanaMomo:


Oops! Duh! I have a girl lol she's 5
britishmummy
by on Jan. 19, 2013 at 5:33 AM

Lol I have to laugh, atleast he can laugh and make you feel a little better about it! I stupidly tried the sock curls when my husband wasn't on a night shift...He kept making jokes like 'I've never had sex with a sock before...' 'do you think we could try produce some more socks?' ect ect... 
I hope you feel better and find out the cause soon,. 

xtina8817
by on Jan. 19, 2013 at 5:36 AM
Quoting britishmummy:

Lol I have to laugh, atleast he can laugh and make you feel a little better about it! I stupidly tried the sock curls when my husband wasn't on a night shift...He kept making jokes like 'I've never had sex with a sock before...' 'do you think we could try produce some more socks?' ect ect... I hope you feel better and find out the cause soon,. 


ahhahaha! I love it! And thanks!!
MrsWhite101610
by Gold Member on Jan. 19, 2013 at 5:39 AM
My husband had to wear that. He hated that he couldny shower but ended up finding out he has an enlarged heart. Hope everything is okay for you.
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MrsWhite101610
by Gold Member on Jan. 19, 2013 at 5:40 AM
What are sock curls?


Quoting britishmummy:

Lol I have to laugh, atleast he can laugh and make you feel a little better about it! I stupidly tried the sock curls when my husband wasn't on a night shift...He kept making jokes like 'I've never had sex with a sock before...' 'do you think we could try produce some more socks?' ect ect... 
I hope you feel better and find out the cause soon,. 


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NanaMomo
by Platinum Member on Jan. 19, 2013 at 5:51 AM
Ah how exciting! Does your so want a boy? :) I'm very content with my ds but df keeps saying he wants a little girl now lol


Quoting xtina8817:

Quoting NanaMomo:


We think its a boy! Not sure yet since I'm still early. We should find out on the 4th :-D

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NanaMomo
by Platinum Member on Jan. 19, 2013 at 5:51 AM
Lol its okay
Aw how cute, its she excited to be a big sister?


Quoting xtina8817:

Quoting NanaMomo:


Oops! Duh! I have a girl lol she's 5

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britishmummy
by on Jan. 19, 2013 at 10:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEvJGE4XYxE

This is the video I followed, super easy! You basically wrap sections of your hair around a sock and tie it tight....You slepe on it and when you remove the socks you get curly hair!

Quoting MrsWhite101610:

What are sock curls?


Quoting britishmummy:

Lol I have to laugh, atleast he can laugh and make you feel a little better about it! I stupidly tried the sock curls when my husband wasn't on a night shift...He kept making jokes like 'I've never had sex with a sock before...' 'do you think we could try produce some more socks?' ect ect... 
I hope you feel better and find out the cause soon,. 



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MrsWhite101610
by Gold Member on Jan. 20, 2013 at 8:45 AM
Neat. My husband would tease me though lol


Quoting britishmummy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEvJGE4XYxE

This is the video I followed, super easy! You basically wrap sections of your hair around a sock and tie it tight....You slepe on it and when you remove the socks you get curly hair!

Quoting MrsWhite101610:

What are sock curls?





Quoting britishmummy:

Lol I have to laugh, atleast he can laugh and make you feel a little better about it! I stupidly tried the sock curls when my husband wasn't on a night shift...He kept making jokes like 'I've never had sex with a sock before...' 'do you think we could try produce some more socks?' ect ect... 
I hope you feel better and find out the cause soon,. 





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