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Would you rather... (warning: a little gross)

Anonymous
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1. Eat an uncooked dead rat, or a live roach?
2. Have the ability to fly, or to read minds?
3. Be the queen of a small island, or president of the United States?
4. Marry someone ugly, or marry someone vain?
5. Drink a diarrhea milkshake, or smell like a strong fart for the rest of your life?
6. Have the ability to teleport, or to time travel?
7. Lose your hearing or lose your sight?
8. Be extremely attractive and poor, or be extremely ugly and rich?
9. Have purple eyes or orange eyes?
10. Die in the arms of your one true love, or have your loved one die in your arms?


Which would you rather? You can explain your answers if you want to. My answers will be in the replies.
Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 19, 2013 at 12:06 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 19, 2013 at 12:10 PM
1. live roach-- much quicker!

2. fly

3. Queen of a small island-- president would be too much stress

4. Marry someone ugly

5. smell like a strong fart

6. Teleport

7. Lose hearing

8. Be extremely ugly and rich-- people would still be nice to me because I'm rich!

9. orange eyes

10. I would have my loved one die in my arms-- I can't bear the thought of leaving my dh alone like that.

dbcmommy
by on Jan. 19, 2013 at 12:12 PM
1. Roach..just throw it in my mouth and bite and shallow done!


2. Read minds


3. Queen. A small island would be easier to rule.


4. Ugly


5. Smell like fart


6. Time travel Id would love to re watch my life not change a thing but just watch.


7. Hearing. I could re lips and still see all my kid :)


8. Ugly and rich. I would buy love. Lol.


9. Purple


10. Die in my true loves arms. Would hate to watch my love die in my arms rather him live a wonderful life.




So now I'm ugly but rich time traveler who smells like farts with purple eye, and a queen of a island, and dies in my loves arms. Sounds like a bad book. Oh and I read minds.

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wrensong
by Pagan Mother on Jan. 19, 2013 at 12:13 PM

1. Eat an uncooked dead rat, or a live roach?

Neither, but if I had to do one, it would be the roach

2. Have the ability to fly, or to read minds?

Fly. I don't want to know what some ppl are thinking. People are sick fucks.

3. Be the queen of a small island, or president of the United States?

Queen of an Island

4. Marry someone ugly, or marry someone vain?

Ugly

5. Drink a diarrhea milkshake, or smell like a strong fart for the rest of your life?

Smell like a fart

6. Have the ability to teleport, or to time travel?

Time travel. I have always wanted to do that

7. Lose your hearing or lose your sight?

Hearing

8. Be extremely attractive and poor, or be extremely ugly and rich?

ugly and rich, beauty fades

9. Have purple eyes or orange eyes?

purple

10. Die in the arms of your one true love, or have your loved one die in your arms?

Die in the arms of true love

AleaKat
by on Jan. 19, 2013 at 12:14 PM
Dead rat!- Ewwww to the roach!
Read minds- I'm nosey!
Queen- I hate politics
Smell like fart- I just think drinking a diarrhea milkshake is something you just never get over.

Teleport- if I'm the queen on a small island it'll be nice to visit the mainland.

Lose my hearing- I'd miss my children's faces more than their screams.

Attractive and poor- I like to know who my friends are.

Purple- cause purple is awesome

Have someone die in my arms- it would tear me apart but I think I could move on . Mostly selfish reasons.
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CeeGee81
by CanadaGirl on Jan. 19, 2013 at 12:16 PM


Quoting Anonymous:

1. Eat an uncooked dead rat, or a live roach? Neither, I can't chose either
2. Have the ability to fly, or to read minds? Fly
3. Be the queen of a small island, or president of the United States? Queen of a small Island
4. Marry someone ugly, or marry someone vain? Ugly
5. Drink a diarrhea milkshake, or smell like a strong fart for the rest of your life? Smell like a fart (lol eww)
6. Have the ability to teleport, or to time travel? Teleport
7. Lose your hearing or lose your sight? Sight
8. Be extremely attractive and poor, or be extremely ugly and rich? Ugly and rich
9. Have purple eyes or orange eyes? Purple
10. Die in the arms of your one true love, or have your loved one die in your arms? One true love die in my arms


Which would you rather? You can explain your answers if you want to. My answers will be in the replies.


CarolinaGirl88
by Silver Member on Jan. 19, 2013 at 12:19 PM
1 - live roach
2 - fly
3 - small island
4 - ugly
5 - smell like a fart
6 - teleport
7 - hearing
8 - ugly and rich
9 - purple
10 - me die
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Sandiekd21
by on Jan. 19, 2013 at 9:49 PM

1- dead rat, cockraoches utterly disgust me. In every aspect. Just thinking of them gives me the willies!
2- fly, I wouldn't want to know other people's thoughts. That is invasive and I would much rather have the ability to fly above everything for awhile and leave it behind at my will for a few minutes.
3- queen, I would rather rule a little island. Have fewer 'subjects' and be responsible for fewer people.
4- ugly, I've been married to someone vain. Don't want that again.
5- smell fart, I could not ingest fecal matter. Sorry.
6- time travel, there are so many time periods that I would LOVE to see. First, I would travel back and see how the pyramids were built.
7- sight, I have seen everything I need to. I have seen my children's beautiful faces, I have seen living Orca Whales (my obession!). I would not want to lose the ability to hear my children's laughter, hear them playing, listen to my music...
8- attractive and poor, I would not want to be rich. Period. I would be concerned that everyone I knew was only by me for my money.
9- orange, I hate purple.
10- die in my true love's arms, I could not handle holding someone as they die. In that aspect, I am weak.

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