But, I can't. :(
The kids overflowed the toilet in the basement at some point this morning. Instead of telling us, they just let it slowly overflow. We had to use every last towel in the house to clean up the mess. Now, I have no towel for a shower. They are ready to go in the dryer now, but that will still be another 50 minutes or so.
Damn kids. I am going to start shipping them off to foreign countries with no return address.