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JUST CLENCH THE BUTTCHEEKS!

Posted by Anonymous

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Yes, that is what my SO yelled across the store at me today as he walked away after I said I had to use the bathroom ... right next to an old lady who laughed and said "spoken like a true father".
Thankfully she thought he was yelling it to my son. Lol
Gah!

Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 20, 2013 at 7:03 PM

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by Anonymous on Jan. 20, 2013 at 7:04 PM

1 mom liked this

Stay classy.

Country_Momma89

Silver Member on Jan. 20, 2013 at 7:05 PM

Lmao

Melissa_4

Platinum Member on Jan. 20, 2013 at 7:06 PM

ROTF!

twinmommy2010

Bronze Member on Jan. 20, 2013 at 7:06 PM

That is something my husband would say..

by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 20, 2013 at 7:07 PM

I actually ducked behind the clothing rack lol

Quoting Country_Momma89:

Lmao

Jessy613

Ruby Member on Jan. 20, 2013 at 7:07 PM

lol oh my gosh

Two_Hearts

Gold Member on Jan. 20, 2013 at 7:07 PM

thats something i do say...but in reference to farting lol

by Anonymous - Original Poster on Jan. 20, 2013 at 7:09 PM

Oh no... another time he started making farting noises in the store every time I bent over and then walked away telling a lady "don't go down that isle".