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My dh was manscaping and nicked his testicle. The sucker won't stop bleeding. Right now he has a paper towel sitting on the area. I don't even know what to say to him, lol
I was wondering if anyone has had this issue with their man and what did they do. The area is so thinned skin the cut looks bad but I know it isn't because it just happens to be his nuts. I can't ask anyone I know and he is thinking he will have to go to emergency..lol
Help give me some suggestions!
Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:15 PM
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Dee0886
by Gold Member on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:42 PM
Lmao that's so fucked up

Quoting Anonymous:

sorry it's AIDS

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TTC2Long
by on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:43 PM
Lol. So true. When I was in month 4 of 24/7 nausea and dry heaves, dh got a stomach flu and barfed all over the bathroom. Of course, I had to clean it up, pregnancy nausea be damned. He said, on the second day, that he almost asked me to take him to the er during the night because he thought he was going to die. I said, pal, when you've felt that way for four months solid, we'll talk.

Quoting Anonymous:

Men are drama!




Quoting TTC2Long:

It's just a little nick! Tell him to grow a pair. Lol

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mich.el.le
by on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:44 PM


Quoting Anonymous:

I was thinking duct tape may do the trick. Lol


Quoting mich.el.le:

Quick! You need to cauterize it! Grab your curling iron!


That's not nearly as funny as the visual of you chasing after him with a curling iron. lol

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:44 PM
It's also so stupid.


Quoting Dee0886:

Lmao that's so fucked up



Quoting Anonymous:

sorry it's AIDS


Dee0886
by Gold Member on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:44 PM
cauterization???
Have a piece of leather he can bite down on..it'll stop bleeding tho....
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nikkifam5
by Bronze Member on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:44 PM
Hahaha! I say duct tape!
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CeeGee81
by CanadaGirl on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:45 PM

lol manscaping

sorry but that's funny, not that your husband is bleeding....ummm no idea......keep pressure on it until stops?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:46 PM
He is acting like he is losing so much blood. Lol.. I just want it to stop bleeding. I know of course it has to be irritating but the cut is small and just in a bad area.


Quoting TTC2Long:

Lol. So true. When I was in month 4 of 24/7 nausea and dry heaves, dh got a stomach flu and barfed all over the bathroom. Of course, I had to clean it up, pregnancy nausea be damned. He said, on the second day, that he almost asked me to take him to the er during the night because he thought he was going to die. I said, pal, when you've felt that way for four months solid, we'll talk.



Quoting Anonymous:

Men are drama!






Quoting TTC2Long:

It's just a little nick! Tell him to grow a pair. Lol


ELFs_Mommy
by on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:46 PM
My DH says he does the same thing as if he nicked his fave shaving... Little bit of toilet paper and leave it alone until it stops.
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CeeGee81
by CanadaGirl on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:46 PM

how about some liquid bandaide? it's clear...

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