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My dh was manscaping and nicked his testicle. The sucker won't stop bleeding. Right now he has a paper towel sitting on the area. I don't even know what to say to him, lol
I was wondering if anyone has had this issue with their man and what did they do. The area is so thinned skin the cut looks bad but I know it isn't because it just happens to be his nuts. I can't ask anyone I know and he is thinking he will have to go to emergency..lol
Help give me some suggestions!
Posted by Anonymous on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:15 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:47 PM
He has a paper towel tied around him like a bow! Lmao!!!


Quoting CeeGee81:

lol manscaping

sorry but that's funny, not that your husband is bleeding....ummm no idea......keep pressure on it until stops?


CeeGee81
by CanadaGirl on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:47 PM

omg LMFAO

Quoting Anonymous:

He has a paper towel tied around him like a bow! Lmao!!!


Quoting CeeGee81:

lol manscaping

sorry but that's funny, not that your husband is bleeding....ummm no idea......keep pressure on it until stops?



Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:48 PM
That's what I was thinking but I don't know if its made for that area. Lol


Quoting CeeGee81:

how about some liquid bandaide? it's clear...


TTC2Long
by on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:49 PM
Well, I guess youre going to have to amputate. Got any tequilla?

Quoting Anonymous:

He is acting like he is losing so much blood. Lol.. I just want it to stop bleeding. I know of course it has to be irritating but the cut is small and just in a bad area.




Quoting TTC2Long:

Lol. So true. When I was in month 4 of 24/7 nausea and dry heaves, dh got a stomach flu and barfed all over the bathroom. Of course, I had to clean it up, pregnancy nausea be damned. He said, on the second day, that he almost asked me to take him to the er during the night because he thought he was going to die. I said, pal, when you've felt that way for four months solid, we'll talk.





Quoting Anonymous:

Men are drama!








Quoting TTC2Long:

It's just a little nick! Tell him to grow a pair. Lol


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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:49 PM
Lmao!! He is actually making me laugh over this cut! He had to go to work soon. I wonder if he is going to keep it bowed up. Lol


Quoting CeeGee81:

omg LMFAO

Quoting Anonymous:

He has a paper towel tied around him like a bow! Lmao!!!





Quoting CeeGee81:

lol manscaping

sorry but that's funny, not that your husband is bleeding....ummm no idea......keep pressure on it until stops?





CeeGee81
by CanadaGirl on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:50 PM

sure why not....gotta be better than sitting there bleeding with a bow tied around his area  LMFAO  Im in tears over that one...thanks for the laugh!

Quoting Anonymous:

That's what I was thinking but I don't know if its made for that area. Lol


Quoting CeeGee81:

how about some liquid bandaide? it's clear...



Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:50 PM
Yes, I do! Lol


Quoting TTC2Long:

Well, I guess youre going to have to amputate. Got any tequilla?



Quoting Anonymous:

He is acting like he is losing so much blood. Lol.. I just want it to stop bleeding. I know of course it has to be irritating but the cut is small and just in a bad area.






Quoting TTC2Long:

Lol. So true. When I was in month 4 of 24/7 nausea and dry heaves, dh got a stomach flu and barfed all over the bathroom. Of course, I had to clean it up, pregnancy nausea be damned. He said, on the second day, that he almost asked me to take him to the er during the night because he thought he was going to die. I said, pal, when you've felt that way for four months solid, we'll talk.







Quoting Anonymous:

Men are drama!










Quoting TTC2Long:

It's just a little nick! Tell him to grow a pair. Lol



calvinsmommy18
by Gold Member on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:51 PM

 i forgot what those little white sticks are called to stop bleeding.....maybe one of those? idk, depends on how bad he is bleeding and how big of a cut he made.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:52 PM
I wonder if it will burn? Lol


Quoting CeeGee81:

sure why not....gotta be better than sitting there bleeding with a bow tied around his area  LMFAO  Im in tears over that one...thanks for the laugh!

Quoting Anonymous:

That's what I was thinking but I don't know if its made for that area. Lol





Quoting CeeGee81:

how about some liquid bandaide? it's clear...





CeeGee81
by CanadaGirl on Jan. 22, 2013 at 6:53 PM

only one way to find out  lmao

Quoting Anonymous:

I wonder if it will burn? Lol


Quoting CeeGee81:

sure why not....gotta be better than sitting there bleeding with a bow tied around his area  LMFAO  Im in tears over that one...thanks for the laugh!

Quoting Anonymous:

That's what I was thinking but I don't know if its made for that area. Lol





Quoting CeeGee81:

how about some liquid bandaide? it's clear...






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