My husband is attempting to find the little Fucker! We have two small children. Yes I have already called poison control.
Omg God, hurts so fucking bad!
Update: My husband could not find it. :-( It's freaking the shit out of me. I don't want that monster near my babies!
I know the er can't do anything except pain management. So, Thank goodness for on call docs. She called in a pain script for me. Hubs just picked up about 15 mins ago and I just took it, going to get since relief finally to go nighty night. She knows that I never ever complain of pain and will tough it out, except when I'm in pain I can't stand she knows it's bad. So that's why she offered to call in something small. My motto at thus point is, if I'm asleep I can't feel it, or think about it. I'm starting to feel drowsy already.
Yes, to me this is so much worse than child birth. Yes they were pit induced for medical reasons. Only natural pain management. Vaginal births, both having level 4 tears.
Unlike child birth where I got to walk, use a birthing ball, squat, shower, and use breathing techniques to manage pain, this just won't stop no matter how hard I try. So yes, for me way flipping worse than child birth.