I bashed my sons face in and had my and dh's sex toy in his mouth! * Update*
My ds decided to get into the A&D and rub it on himself, i thought okay hes getting sore down there. I took it away when he was done and came into the kitchen sat down at the computer and pulled my chair up as i did he came running in and fell (he greased his fee to) and face smashed right into the chair corner! Right in the corner of his eye (the outside) its got a goose egg and a big bruise already and half of his face is red!
As i was making this post, i thought my son went to the bathroom and instead he came out of my room with me and dh's sex toy (vibrating ring) in his mouth! Before i could grab it it snapped his mouth! So he's got his face bashed in and injured his mouth with a sex toy! This boy is on a roll!
UPDATE: More info whatever you want to call it! This all happened several hours apart. After he fell i checked to be sure he was okay gave him so meds to reduce the swelling and gave him a bath and cleaned him up. I kept him up later than usual to be sure he was okay so he was watching his cars movie and i let him finish it and when it was over it was going to be bed time. When he got ahold of my sex toy he was supppose to be going to the bathroom before bed i jumped on the computer to get it ready for mommy time. he was taking awhile so i checked on him and there he was with my and dh's sex toy in his mouth i took it away and put him to bed.