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Sanctimommies! Come in and get it out of your system. ***Edited with pics***

Posted by on Jan. 24, 2013 at 4:53 PM
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I breastfed my girls and pumped until I wanted my body back. I'd never breastfeed a toddler, and we switched to formula when I didnt want to sit for hours and hours trying to empty myself.

We vaccinate for EVERYTHING we can.

Our kids can watch as much TV and play as many Wii games as they want.

We receive food stamps and medicaid for our entire family, and that's ok!

We dont allow our kids to sleep with us, in our bed, ever, and we won't sleep in theirs.

We use the CIO method when our youngest has a bad night unless she is hurt.

Our girls are allowed soda, candy, and pretty much anything else little kids enjoy, to an extent.

I rubbed whiskey on my kids' gums when they were so swollen from teething.

 We spank and yell when necessary.

Apparently all of this makes us bad parents, so get it all out of your systems. Ready, set, GO!

Here are some pictures of my "fat, diabetic, lazy" kids for all the buttsquishy sanctimommies!

This is Jayna, my oldest, pretty massive, huh?

This is Talise, also equally fat, right?

Another one of my youngest "fatty"

My "lazy" girl running around in the snow

 

by on Jan. 24, 2013 at 4:53 PM
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robyann
by on Jan. 24, 2013 at 5:03 PM
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 Wow can't believe noone has bashed you yet, lol.

Here's a BUMP :)

typingMom to 6~MawMaw to 9 & counting!

StevieMarie
by on Jan. 24, 2013 at 5:05 PM
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Right! lol

 I'm still gettin it on another thread for choosing not to breastfeed my toddler.

 Im sure it will come in no time! This should be quite magical.

Quoting robyann:

 Wow can't believe noone has bashed you yet, lol.

Here's a BUMP :)


 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Jan. 24, 2013 at 5:06 PM
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I'm 68 years old and your behavior is appauling ! You forgot to mention pole dancing for extra income !

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Jan. 24, 2013 at 5:06 PM
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You are one of the few people I have heard that put whiskey on their gums while teething. I did that too, but my mil told me its because I am a back-ass Missouri hick. :)

StevieMarie
by on Jan. 24, 2013 at 5:09 PM
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Lol if I were pole-dancign for extra income I wouldnt be getting foodstamps. Lol I'm certainly not built for that anyhow and my body is for my husband! Go knit something.

Quoting Anonymous:

I'm 68 years old and your behavior is appauling ! You forgot to mention pole dancing for extra income !


 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Jan. 24, 2013 at 5:09 PM
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Your kid your medical bills when they get the diabetes and obesity,  oh wait no we the tax payers will pay those bills since you're on medicaid!  The whiskey thing is also pretty bad,  yelling at your children never works,  i'll reserve judgement on the SIO since I don't know the age,  why do you vaccinate for "everything".  Looking down your list yes I would say you aren't the best mother out there!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Jan. 24, 2013 at 5:10 PM
I would hate to be poor:(
StevieMarie
by on Jan. 24, 2013 at 5:10 PM

 

Bahahahha. I'm not black or from Missouri, but its what my mom did for moe, and her mom for her, and so on. It helps and our doctor has no qualms about it. We do live in a hick town though so maybe thats where it comes from lol

Quoting Anonymous:

You are one of the few people I have heard that put whiskey on their gums while teething. I did that too, but my mil told me its because I am a back-ass Missouri hick. :)


 

GhettoKoolAide
by Lighthouse Blues on Jan. 24, 2013 at 5:12 PM
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I don't agree with some of them but I don't think they make you a bad mom:).
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by on Jan. 24, 2013 at 5:12 PM
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 Woahhhhhhhh this might get fugly!

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