See what CafeMoms are saying about saving time this holiday season..
I breastfed my girls and pumped until I wanted my body back. I'd never breastfeed a toddler, and we switched to formula when I didnt want to sit for hours and hours trying to empty myself.
We vaccinate for EVERYTHING we can.
Our kids can watch as much TV and play as many Wii games as they want.
We receive food stamps and medicaid for our entire family, and that's ok!
We dont allow our kids to sleep with us, in our bed, ever, and we won't sleep in theirs.
We use the CIO method when our youngest has a bad night unless she is hurt.
Our girls are allowed soda, candy, and pretty much anything else little kids enjoy, to an extent.
I rubbed whiskey on my kids' gums when they were so swollen from teething.
We spank and yell when necessary.
Apparently all of this makes us bad parents, so get it all out of your systems. Ready, set, GO!
Here are some pictures of my "fat, diabetic, lazy" kids for all the buttsquishy sanctimommies!
This is Jayna, my oldest, pretty massive, huh?
This is Talise, also equally fat, right?
Another one of my youngest "fatty"
My "lazy" girl running around in the snow